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is that you in your avatar?

Lets not get carried away, good poster yes, but its hardly like christianity without Jesus is it.

it was the how you met the missus one, of course i was lying, she wasn't really a hooker, the only people that pay for it with her is me, with my life.

Of course it does sweetheart, did you know in the urban dictonairy notnowcato means, those who bite like a rabid hyenas fighting over a carcass.

I dont, but you go easy on the number of your posts, you hear me.

And the way you have responded confirms that you are either are indeed a woman, or a homosexual.

well it offended me as it was so f*cking tedious.

To be fair, they were quite possibly the dullest, nosiest threads in 10 years of being on this forum. On this occasion the mods were right to tell you off.

time of the month?

:lol: Now that is more like it!!!

obviously ruffled a few feathers. maybe it was this comment.... "far too precious about your own role and the overblown importance of this site in general."

No you didn't. Is you arse still attached to your body? If so you didn't genuinely laugh it off at all, you div.

I am sure mo Gimpel has more pressing things to deal with on a monday morning than updating the website so people can moan about it on here. Making sure AL Suffered no agrivation from his 20 minutes on saturday for one.

BJ Champion, seen a few of thier vans around. Scoffolding company i think, great with erections.

Obviously rather not discuss your then DSM?? DOnt worry, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it (so all the blokes with small c*cks say)

for about a year everytime i was hungover i'd throw up, my mates bird used to love the sound of me reaching in the morning and puking in their toilet everytime i stayed over. Recently though this seems to have stopped, not sure why, still get the hangovers but not the throwing up.

The Lounge - this forum is for general discussion of "off-topic" matters, but generally on a serious note. the length of you knob is a serious issue. right place.

thats why they are called split arses.

I'm not going to lie or exagerate, i'm about average, whilst being too big must impress the other lads in the showers women are split, some love it but some dont. I used to work with a bird who went out with a bloke who had a massive **** and apparantly he used to realy hurt her whilst they were at it, she said "give me your any day"

I maintain that was the reason why i never made it. Always thinking about 5 steps ahead of the gash that was round me. Touch, vision and passing of Michel Plantini, surounded by Michelle Fowlers.

:lol: You know you wont fit in on this website unless you agree with the majority, it is better now you've added that, but dont you ever post on of you interesting and amusing anecdotes again, you hear me!! PS Hammond is sh*t and we should have made more effort to get Alex Ferguson to be our manager, we are loaded and can pay him what he wants.

a challange. Better than sitting on your arse all day watching life pass you by.

which was great, but would have some of the delicate petals here suicidal.

they had too, all the top burger flippers were leaving for the extra 5p an hour Burger king offer.

in one year i won an ipod, a DVD player, a weekend in Barcelona, £5k to spend on a holiday, which i used to go on safari in Tanzania and Kenya for 2 weeks and 5 days in Mauritius, not a bad year that.