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Officially 16 days until we return but the 1st of June is our annual kick off where we invite several key sources to wine and snacks at a top secret location. There we analyse the upcoming transfer, review our sources and welcome our new members who were vetted during the application process. Unfortunately I will be attending by zoom this year as I have some VERY urgent business to attend to overseas. I can’t reveal just where yet….. Obviously I can’t say too much at this stage as we are under embargo from our sources for a couple more weeks but I can tell you there are some VERY interesting things happening behind the scenes regardless of what division we are in. (Note I said division not league, make of that what you will)

Bet you spend hours reading your gas bill pal given the time you spend on us

Aston Villa qualify for the champions league. In November 2022 they were 16th with 2 wins all season, they sacked Gerrard and appointed Emery. We were 18th also with two wins we appointed the self titled best manager in europe.

It’s quite incredible. He repeatedly says other people think it’s all about them yet here he is, yet again making it about him. He accuses other people of being narcissistic but displays so many of those characteristics himself. Self awareness clearly not his strong point

I’d take him but I suspect a lower half premier league club will get him

That’s interesting because I can’t think of any where I could find a bigger dickhead than you on here. Second bit of your post is highly amusing given you had a melt down which turned into a full on rant over the weekend arrogantly and wrongly assumed I was posting about you, despite having me on ignore 🤣😀🤣

ciao Fra, come stai? Come sono i campi da golf in Italia?

I dont know about anyone else but i cant wait to tell West Brom they are just a small town in Wolves. it's unfortunate they dont have any ginger players as the "look like a wotsit" song needs to be resurrected as when we sang that we won promotion and i dont recall us ever lost a game when it was sung, coincidence? I think not. Any WBA players look like crisps? I reckon Alex Palmer resembles a flame grilled Mccoy but better not say any of them look like twiglets, probably get a prison sentence for racist chanting.

If you think our 1885 group is embarrassing i think i've just read the most cringeworthy thing i've ever seen. Apparently in 1986 to celebrate the first all merseyside FA Cup final Liverpool and Everton did a joint open top bus parade. There were 3 buses Liverpool had the first two Everton got the third. On the first bus Liverpool had their League Trophy, on the second their FA Cup trophy, Everton on this third bus had nothing to show. Some players refused to join and were fined two weeks wages. Those Scousers are a properly odd bunch. Everton had an open top bus parade to celebrate being the second best team in their city

Ah yes that would make sense given the user name, pretty funny to be fair

clumsy reading, perhaps?

are we to assume SOG didn't read the article?

i remember years ago, i think during our last promotion season, the atmosphere was absolutely shite in the second half of a really big game, when the players really needed the fans a lot stood their in silence. when it was discussed on here quite a few said it was because they were so nervous they couldn't shout, lol, what a bunch of wet lettuces.

WTF is that thing in the middle?? 🤣

@Crab Lungs fame at last

Sadly we’ve had these type of fans around for years. Back in the 90s early 00s we used to call them Merdian Saints, because Meridan always seemed to find a way to film the most cringiest of our fans. Like everything this has now evolved to the point that in some peoples eyes this sort of compulsory wackiness inside a football stadium is now seen as normal. Imagine telling someone in the 70s and 80s the kings of the terrace were a group of virgins with song sheets waving little white flags with the terrace name on it 🤣

Martinez unleashing his inner Bazunu too

this is fake news. No man from Southampton could ever beat someone from Portsmouth in a fight. As soon as a scummer hears someone if from Portsmouth they become a quivering wreck absolutely bricking it they would be beaten just by the sheer pashun of the Pompey boy.

It has to be surely. Imagine turning up to greet the team for a match against Grimsby only to be outnumbered by away fans. 🤣🤣🤣

you truly are CoT disciples if you if you remain faithful to our word, you will know the truth and the truth will set you free.

Come down and find out pal, it's going to be epic.

can i just remind you the CoT have NEVER been wrong Their word is a lamp to your foot and a light to your roadway.

@franniesTache look forward to seeing you at the Ted Bates statue at 6. Let’s hope there aren’t too many away fans this time. Got my foam hands ready to give the boys a rousing reception

Only on saintsweb can we go from war to Eurovision Song Contest, credit scores, Cindy lauper and body fat in the same thread in 48 hours.