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My lad had his first training session for his new team last night. He turned up in this season home kit, most of the other lads were in Leeds, Man City or Real Madrid kits, got a few comments like "Southampton" and laughs, then spent the next hour running rings round them at one point rolling the ball back onto his foot flicking it over the defenders head and running round him to collect it the other side, it was glorious to watch 🙂

dont you have him on ignore?

No self respecting member of the Green Party would have an avocado think of the carbon footprint FFS

Walker Peters injured?

Didn’t someone on here he was as good as Lavia when we signed him? He’s looks very sloppy in possession

Awful miss from Charles

Two players we were heavily linked with but never signed back in the day

Rothwell been better tonight how are we losing this

*MLG mode on* Joe Lumley made a save only two minutes earlier from a shot on target *MLG mode off*

He came to us to get minutes?

Where’s Brooks?

Why do they keep trying to make out it’s an honour for us to play at Anfield? Massive occasion for us etc? We’ve been going there for most of the last 50 seasons

He’s right

beat Man City with us too, you can say what you like about Nathan Jones but he gets results against the top sides.

11 games to go Barnsley and Peterborough have two games in hand on them, the four teams below them are about to go on an unstoppable run and pompey will implode FACT

I heard the bar tender and the thief were lovers, stole what they need like sisters and brothers make of that what you will

There probably isn’t much to be happy about when you spend your day listening to radio phone ins, reading the Guardian, spending hours scrolling the internet to prove if Jews are a race or not but here are some great tips or hacks as the cool kids say to help you. Thanks me later

keeper should have had it. Baz would have been crucified

https://twitter.com/saints_analysis/status/1762223771480371649?s=46 who was there? I was in the Milton and the ground emptied after Bolton’s injury time goal, only for everyone to surge back in 1 minute later. Atmosphere was incredible, a great cup tie which had a bit of everything, a packed cup tie crowd Dell under lights was something else.

i'll let you give me £100 for them

Does he wear a suit, shirt and tie from Next, bad shoes and drive a Audi A3?

They run the US and there’s no outcry there

talking of which this is one of my favourite characters ever. Some of the drips on here could do with this sort of therapy.

this is even better

I imagine you to be a cross between Mr Dont Want to Do that from Harry Enfield c1992 and Ken Barlow