Turkish

where does it say anything about them being prejudice against Jewish people?

This is the problem isn't it, we bemoan the lack of game time but he's not done enough to earn game time. One pass 15 months ago and a decent finish in a cup game isn't enough for £10m or whatever he was and it's not enough to keep current players out of the team. He probably will have a decent career but it wont eb with us.

Plus McCarthy will finally be gone. DCC was a loan to perm wasn't he? Liz is staying where, leaves 4. 12. Paul Ounachu - 2026 - Trabzonspor 15. Romain Perraud - 2025 - OGC Nice 25. Lyanco Vojnovic - 2025 - Al Gharafa 30. Jack Bycroft – 2024 - Oxford City (until January 2024) 37. Armel Bella-Kotchap - 2026 - PSV Eindhoven Mateusz Lis - 2027 - Göztepe Duje Ćaleta-Car - 2026 - Lyon

Going to be an interesting summer whatever division we are in. Promotion will surely mean quite a few upgrades to the team, staying in this league means we will probably lose at least 7-8 players with less money to replace them meaning either way we are going to be in another period of most of our team having to learn the systems. I am concerned if we play this way in the premier league we will get quite a few hammerings given the better pressing, counter attacking and we wont dominate the ball like we do now. But hopefully we'll get relegated so we can have another crack at winning the championship.

People describing very simple things with jargon and bullshit, usually to either sell you something or sound clever. For example i heard a PT in the gym yesterday telling a guy in his fifties he needed to increase his zone 2 cardio and went on at great length to tell him what it was and the benefits, he may have told him what to actually do but the poor fella was probably paying £40 a hour for some gimp to tell him in bellend speak it was probably a good idea to go out for a brisk walk once a day. Just tell him to go for a walk FFS

Yes we've always had that problem and now we've moved to a village surrounded by fields its worse. They bring in mice and other small rodents, frogs & birds alive and leave them in the house, the mice round and hide and you find them dead somewhere, we found a bird hiding in our indoor lemon tree in the summer, still alive FFS. Even worse they bring in large dead rats and leave them on just inside the front or back door, usually to be found first thing in the morning which is particularly vile.

I hope we avoid Maidstone as i understand it is one of the most dangerous places on the planet.

they dont really have a useful life. Shit pointless pets, arrogant, sleep all day and all they do is eat and scratch the carpet, occasionally the boy ones will spray everywhere if they think another cat is trying to stroll around unchallenged on their manor. We've had cats for as long as Mrs Turkish and I have been together and i cant think of any reason why people would want one as a pet.

Wankers

Now kissing his arse because he controlled the ball with no Arsenal player within 20 yards of him, the arse licking is something else

It isn’t compulsory to read it you know

“Trent” has been getting rinsed by Martinella all second half now they’re kidding arse because his “wand of a right foot” put in an okay corner which led to an own goal. Fuck me

This is no time for a new reality TV show Badger

We drew Preston, Huddersfield, Watford, Norwich, Coventry, Rotherham. It’s only really the Preston game you could say we were fortunate as it was an injury time equaliser but we were the better team for 80 minutes in that one too. We should have won all the others.

Not really done much to warrant it though has he. A few okayish sub performances, he’s hardly been making himself undroppable, unlike Fraser who must be wondering what he has to do to get a start

@egg had the hump because @CB Fry had nicked his green hat and taken the piss out of his mullet. @suewhistle had been on the ciders though 🙄

Bunions?

This is a serious thread for serious people. You are not a serious person.

Talking to a Wednesday fan this morning he was raving about Danny Rohl, naturally I told him everything that was good when Hassenhuttl was here was down to him. He is Eric Black in reverse

Sunderland v Newcastle is a cracking fixture.

We are the saints we are the saints we are we are we are the saints (we are the mods from Quadrophenia) I am a Southampton fan i am a sotonian I know what I want and I know how to get it i wanna destroy (insert random name/pompey reference) coz i wanna be, S-F-C (sex pistols anarchy in the Uk)

Have you watched the documentary that followed it?

Yep the whole point is that it’s meant to be expert analysis. We keep being told it’s a different game and you can’t compare the two whenever we see anything negative about women’s football so why is it that they’ll allowed to give expert analysis on it?

can someone explain what the Rose and Fred west reference is? Although it’s amusing I’m not really sure how it’s relevant

Richiarlison had scored 19 goals in 40 games do the maths that’s a goal a game 🤣🤣🤣