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Corrected it for you

With all the cooking going on it’ll be like an episode of Masterchef

Man had made bare peas blud, maybe he’ll chill with his homies back in Serbia or top G Dragon will cruise wiv him over here in his wagon

Or the soggy trying to justify himself but digging a bigger hole thread

Coming from someone who had repeatedly labelled people racists and far right for basically having a view slightly differently to yours this is quite frankly an incredible post. Absolutely hilarious lack of self awareness

Would you go as far as to say he would cook in the championship? 🧑‍🍳🍳

We sent presents to the players’ families,” says Selles. “We sent them letters and restaurant vouchers, so they could take their wives or husbands for dinner. We just wanted to show we cared for our people.” which of our players have husbands is the big take away here surely

whats this bollocks?

At least the club will be relieved Andrew is okay with "Stuey" leaving, after Hat Kunt threatened to riot if Van Dijk was sold the club will no doubt court the opinions of fans before any sales are made. What happened to Hat Kunt, does he still go?

is he? He’s been consistent for a crap team I’ll give you that. Pulisic is a 24 years old champions league winner with 65 international caps and goals. He’s just coming into his prime. With a good 6-7 years ahead of him.

Does anyone take that seriously?

Pulisic to AC Milan for £20m, puts those saying £40m for Ward Prowse into perspective.

Well yes, but apparently it's now a thing and cause of great depression. Im same as you, what i do now wouldn't have been what i dreamt of doing at 10, 16, or 20 but it's given me a good lifestyle, i enjoy most aspects of the job and it has it's perks, yesterday i got paid to go an play golf all day for example. If i was 18 again i'd do something in Sport as that is where my passion is and always has been. I think generally people these days chase the coin and dont really care so much about what they do, then regret it when they realise there is more to life than money. For example my niece has just finished her GCSEs, she is going to sixth form, isn't particularly bright or academic yet she's going to study A level law because she thinks she can earn lots of money in that career, she isn't interested in the subject whatsoever, guarantee before Christmas she'll be wanting to change her course. Her parents were trying to make her do Computer Science FFS, she's nether interested or intelligent enough to make a career out that. her parents are very materialistic so pushing her down the make the most money as you can route, not actually what she wants to do, it saddens me to see it, The dream scenario is do something you're good at, passionate about and can earn enough money to support yourself then you've struck gold, even 3 out of those 3 things are better than 80% of the population have it.

This is apparently now a thing and it's causing a lot of people to feel depressed and unfullfiled. It's basically when you've spent a good part of your life in a career, got a few pay rises and promotions and then realised that it isn't what you want to do. So basically it's everyone who isn't doing their dream job and have got a bit bored. Are you feeling depressed because you are unfulfilled in your career, or are you grateful for what you've got?

"it's twitter, lighten up"

that view was (Yoann) Folly.

You've lost it.

Gregory Vignal might have something to say about this.

the mask has well and truly slipped. Some of us called it years ago and now more and more people are seeing him for what he is.

Makes me laugh that at the end of the season it was said he wants to leave as he doesn’t want to play in the championship so he’s going to play in Qatar. I’ve regularly forgotten he plays for us in his time here. He showed some decent potential early on but been a really poor signing.

Is that what you say to people who are racially abused on there?

Fuck off Dave

Gender #bantz for example just bought a new golf glove in a shop where I’m playing today, female assistant says “you know that’s the ladies one?” To which I replied “how dare you assume” a brief awkward second before she realised I was kidding done this several times recently for my own amusement and the reaction is always the same

Fixed it for you