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Win it. We don’t want runners up

They are all at these wanky videos

Best squad in the division? Can’t think of many better

Back to bickering, yay!

Why doesn’t it slam shut any more?

Thanks for dropping by Sue!

Can we win the league and refuse promotion?

I hope you’re right. At least TP did have a goal scoring record when he joined, Carillo was so obviously a shit signing it was hilarious watching divs on here trying to make out he’s scored one in two throughout his career 🤣 maybe we can get a tune out of him as late sub or something but he seems to be the exact opposite of what Martin wants in a player

Big upgrade, if he he can get him on side

When did all this “breaking news” bollocks start anyway?

I didn’t think it would be possible to make a worse signing than Carillo but somehow we did

Looks like we’re going to be stuck with tall Paul and Djenepo

Good riddance. Another one who wasn’t up for the battle when it mattered

Assume just for the announcement. Loads of places saying it’s done now

Blackmore is the BBC and he says all is well

Kasper Schmicheal now a free agent

You have to wonder what they saw in Jones. It was nuts then and seems even crazier now.

Wanky videos? I’m frothing at the gash to see what they’ve put on the envelope of this one.

Depends on if we need one of those all important deal sheets

i hope not, that will give him a temporary sugar spike which will lead to a crash, he needs slow releasing carbs mixed with protein, perhaps oats, greek yogurt with banana and blueberries with some whey protein blended in and perhaps a recovery gel every couple of hours to maintain consistent energy levels.

like having two new signings

8 games they said didn't they? we dont need 5, we've got 4 decent options now. Long term you'd think it would be Stephens and THB as first choice but probably Bednarek and Holgate tomorrow.

it's exactly like that. Luton are crap, but big strong, lots of effort carving out a few half chances, West Ham miles better.

they are now calling Kenilworth Road "the Kenny"

that's actually pretty shrewd. Means we dont have to rush Stewart back, by the time January comes Che goes for a fee, we have Stewart fully fit. Win all round, it's only 4 months for Che to crack down for. Hopefully he can get his head down.