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yeah difficult to say unless you're there. However maximum damage is needed here, not haymaker punches, those lads with the bags could have used them to keep him out of strike range, or used them to swing to get the knife out of his grip, Then when he lost it grab hold of the cunt and go for the eyes, throat or bollocks or bite a chunk out of his cheek, neck or bite his ear or nose off.

Braverman has made a statement, have to find a way to criticise that. What sort of sick fuck goes into a playground stabbing toddlers? I didnt realise they were so young? Kids of 2, 3 and 4 years old FFS. The guy is a syrian with Swedish papers who was training to be a nurse, split up from his wife not long ago and has a child the same age as the kids he stabbed.

is it soon yet?

and now they have won something, I never said they had been superior, i said i'd swap every season i'd been alive for their season this year. i dont give a toss about staying in the premier league, or the fight for 11 or how amazing it is see to Haaland at SMS. There were grown men crying last night, people saying it was the best day of their lives, i;d be like that, give me that just once over year after year of being cannon fodder in the self titled greatest league in the world.

they won it. We didn't. They got to the semi final of the Europa league we didn't make it past group stages and people complained about the boring football. therein lies the difference. Do you think the skates celebrated their FA Cup final win in 2008 less because they only beat West Brom in the semi final and Cardiff in the final? I'd say not. Fucking losing mentality all over this club.

mane went in the summer of 2016, for context these were the other big transfers over £30m that summer, 10 in total. The fee we got for Mane against the others that year was probably about right. Van Dijk joined Liverpool in the January 2018 transfer window. Prices had been hiked up due to Pogba moving in august. In summer 2017 there were 15 transfers over £30m with Man City, Chelsea and Man United all spending big. Everton spent £45m on Sigurdsson! But that doesn't mean the price we got for Mane was under the current market value at the time he was sold. 31 August 2016 Moussa Sissoko Newcastle United Tottenham Hotspur £30m 16 July 2016 N'Golo Kanté Leicester City Chelsea £32m 3 July 2016 Michy Batshuayi Marseille Chelsea £33.2m 25 May 2016 Granit Xhaka Borussia Mönchengladbach Arsenal £33.8m 28 June 2016[b] Sadio Mané Southampton Liverpool £34m 31 August 2016 David Luiz Paris Saint-Germain Chelsea £34m 30 August 2016 Shkodran Mustafi Valencia Arsenal £35m 2 August 2016 Leroy Sané Schalke 04 Manchester City £37m 9 August 2016 John Stones Everton Manchester City £47.5m 9 August 2016 Paul Pogba Juventus Manchester United £89m

People seem to forget that at the time £35m for Mane was a good deal. I love way people look back at it like we were done, at the time it was one of Liverpools biggest ever transfer fees and one of the biggest transfers of that summer. It was only when Man United paid a crazy price for Paul Pogba that transfer fees inflated in the next window.

utter bollocks. They will now be in Europe for the 3rd consecutive season, last season they got to a semi final and now won a trophy. League wise there hasn't been much to chose between us but struggling along in the premier league making up the numbers with 2-3 good season in 10 years doesn't really do it for me. I'd swap every single season we've had since i was born in 1977 for their season this season. Winning trophies for clubs of our size has become a once in a life time thing. I know some people will sneer at the competition but i'd rather be sneered at for winning something than happily celebrating my club surviving for another season in the premier league. And yes i would take relegation and winning a trophy every single season over finishing 10th rather than 16th.

Maybe you should do a poll. Would you swap eleven seasons in the premier league and not winning a trophy for winning a trophy and having seasons like West Ham. I would absolutely swap out last 11 years for what they've just had.

We’d all love it to be us. Shame itll never happen.

Fair play West Ham.

"Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." Truly horrendous "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" no one ever said why his days were numbered if he stayed in Germany "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" a song about a black player to the tune of a song about the jungle, no racism here oh no "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements - cringeworthy honourable mention to Hat Kunt signing "Dont sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk, i just dont thin you understand, that if you sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk you're gonna have a riot on your hands -- think he'll find he went on strike and we sold him before the next transfer window even opened.

"fuck off pompey you're all peados rest in peace Gary Speedo" Is an all time classic line.

https://fb.watch/kKdCaACsPB/

The ambition left with Cortese. He'd make it happen.

Fuck off mate. Tielmans in midfield, Hazard out wide, Mullin up front. We will walk this league.

We should be all over that.

I was furious when we were linked with Russell Martin now i'm even more furious he hasn't been announced yet. Not joining yet because his son is taking his sats hardly shows his commitment does it.

they should honour the strange achievement of being father in law to your ex mother in law though, not even Eastenders has managed a love triangle like that.

Yes so true. Nothing quite says cock like having a personalised number plate. Also especially true when they are a really crap attempt to spell out their name. I know someone who has one and even knowing them quite well it took weeks before we realised it was meant to spell their surname it just looked like a random collection of letters and numbers.

The Phil Schofield of football fans

Rob agrees

He’s going back to Malmo but yes he could have done a job for us

Are you forgetting about the light shows, saints band, fan zone and first class catering?