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It'd be worth getting Scott Parker for the obvious "Parker Pens Saints Deal" headline when he joins.

Why were you wearing a saints shirt to do a tour of the Nou Camp?

Well we've certainly got plenty of them, on and off the pitch

He clearly had talent though. Remember that villa game

Probably won’t make a lot of peoples top memories but this was a great performance IMO. 3 great goals especially the third, we played some great stuff that day, excellent support in the away end and was probably the moment I thought we were going places in the premier league. We had arrived as a force.

he was the hipsters favourite a few years ago, took Hull down, mugged off Watford, got given the boot at Everton. He's had 7 jobs and only lasted more than a 18 months in two of them which includes this one.

my thoughts

Says the bloke that believes there is currently a war going on in the Ukraine

Good call that, unemployed as well so would have been well up on Les Reeds secret file of managers we've been tracking for a while that always seem to be unemployed at the time we need one.

Agreed. A tough run of fixtures plus a lot of injuries put them on their bad run. He attracted some good players there as well. Would be as good as we can hope for IMO.

Surprised no one has mentioned Emma Hayes. 5 WSLs and 5 FA Cups, FIFA coach of the year in 2021. Might be a bit out of our reach but a winner with a proven track record and experience. Now she’s over her hysterectomy she might be up for a new challenge

Did they come out with some shite about Jones teams were one of the best statistically at defending the line from dead balls and that was an area we struggled with. Also building a spirit in the dressing room. so yeah metrics

Quite fitting that he’ll spend his last few months out with a mystery injury as he spent his first few months out with one as well…..

If you keep me here against my will I will refuse to post until you sell me (oh shit that’s not going to work is it)

Two giants of the game, two great managers, two clubs with class and history head to head in the battle for fourth. This is why the premier league is the greatest league in the world

The title for Top of the bottom is up for grabs and going to the last day

Looks like it’ll all be about the fight for fourth again this year. It’s going right to the wire I tell you

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Don’t you dare assume their gender!

So it’s your fault all the good posters have left and you can see why?

I’ve left it with my agent but im told the Blue Moon Man City forum and The Red Cafe Man United forum are both chasing my signature for next season.

First one to come out and say something and nice words too. Sounds like he wants to stay perhaps?

There are loads of managers good enough to get us out of the championship. Wouldn’t be anyone’s first choice but Scott Parker has done it twice with two different clubs, not your ideal choice for the premier league but one of those managers good at championship level but not quite premier league level. Neil bloody Warnock is no premier league manager but has got 8 promotions on his CV. Everyone will have a draw back because there aren’t any elite managers who will come to championship Southampton. we need someone to come in and help build the club again, someone to help the prat’s running us recruit some decent players and give us a identity and style of play again.

Supposedly he did it just before he was going to be outed

Interesting reading about him, seems like quite a nasty piece of work when the camera aren’t rolling