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Yeah he’s laughing at us. Properly got us this time with his fake Andrew Parker-Bowles story that we all fell for hook line and sinker. Im sure in response to Parker-Bowles story Soggy wowed the Romney Marsh coronation lunch with a master class tale of how he went from prosecuting rape and knife crime to be a master wind up merchant on a Southampton football forum

And on the coronavirus thread 45 minutes later. Andrew Parker-Bowles former chum must have been enthralling company.

Course you did 🤣🤣

I actually think there is a decent player in Mara, he’s show moments of quality. His through ball for the goal against Leeds at the start of the season, finish against Man City, it can’t be easy being a young kids playing for a team as shit as us, not ever getting a decent run in the side because we like our attacking players to stop in the opposition not attack ourselves. Plus have two of the worst managers of all time telling your what to do.

Is that just league? If So 13 goal contributions in a team that has only scored 28 all season.

With a strap on?

Yeah well done Soggy, he’s there laughing at us all smugly satisfied with another masterclass in wind up merchanting as he presses all of our buttons and we don’t even know it

Our 14th must win game in a row

Soggy had an illustrious career as admin assistant in the CJS and the Guardian, remember?

A bit different though. Milner is extremely fit, apparently he always wins the Liverpool preseason fitness tests, he’s not had any injuries and is a real leader. Walcott has been in decline for years and struggles with his fitness. He’d be exactly the sort of player you need if you’re going to have a few 18 year olds

Prefer Paul mulllin

My g? Had no idea you were 15, explains a lot

Dare I say it but despite being a skate she could be my new guilty crush

Don’t think I would and I have very low standards

They probably should to be fair, I could do a lot better than some of the donuts scouting the shit we’ve signed

You’d think so wouldn’t you, but despite wearing your Eastleigh season ticket like a badge of honour you know fuck all about football.

Did you miss the other bit about watching a lot of league two football or are you just being a bellend? Think I know the answer to that one given you called me a mong right at the start of this discussion. I guess you being “literally a season ticket holder at eastleigh” makes you more of a visionary to assess a conference players ability. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The old Paul Mullins, yes?

Oh the Jewish lads are on the podium, calm down soggy

What a load of fucking shit, I haven’t camped out for two nights for this. Just stick the crown on his canister and let’s get pissed, that’s British tradition not this bollocks

it’s simple, look at his age, probably at his peak now but in a year or two will be coming towards the end of his career, look at how he’s done playing a level or two above and put the two things together. I don’t need to watch him play although maybe I unknowingly have when he was at another team as watch a lot of league two football probably 15 games a season live and my son is in a league two clubs player development centre have a fair idea what the standard is like in that league.

Every single player that scores goals in non league is the new Jamie Vardy and if you don’t agree with me you are a mong who lacks vision 🤣🤣🤣

Great point, except league two isn’t league one. Plus Mullins has never scored goals in league one, he had one season there and scored 3, prior to 2020/21 season hed never scored more than 10 goals in a season at any level. in going to stick my neck out here and say that with him being 29 in November and never delivered about league two level every single premier and championship club will also lack your vision and not sign him this summer.

Yet you called me a mong for providing some evidence which didn’t back up your opinion. That when Mullins did play two leagues higher he struggled. That’s not lacking vision it’s called reality.

Agreed. Apart from saying everyone else lacked your vision, we’d have said the same about rickie lambert and he might be the new Vardy and calling me a mong for throwing some real life facts at you that suggest otherwise you’ve barely mentioned him.