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It’ll never happen in a million years but Newcastle have said they’ll let Saint-Maximin leave. Now that’s someone who would add potency

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they let Che go and didn’t bring anyone in.

Poor old Martin, away on business earning his huge salary not putting his kids to bed. I’ve just got back from a week in the US on business, first thing I said to the first customer I met with was I’d rather be at home with my family than talking to you ungrateful fuckers, oh how we laughed

Semmens is a marketing guy, he knows how to play the crowd, tell them what they want to hear. Unfortunately like most marketing people when it comes to any substance and actually doing stuff that makes a difference he gets found out. Stop talking the talk Martin a bit more walking the walk. Youre not running a team of Prosecco drinking birds with Mulberry handbags now, bubble graphs and propensity to buy data scrapes don’t work in professional sport you mug

Let’s hope whoever she asks her first question to as a presenter answers “why are you asking me that question” 🤣

This will Be comedy gold 🤣🤣

Are you going back to prosecuting knife crime? Or was it domestic violence, rape, sexual assault. oh that’s right it was none of them was it that was all bullshit in your Walter Mitty past im sure there is a job as head of filing somewhere you can take up. Word of warning though it’s all on computers these days, you can’t spend all day putting paper in files gossiping about your colleagues

When we scout a player and they say he’s quick, Nath always asks is he Kamaldeen quick?

Could this finally be the much sought after pacy wideman?

70 games for Arsenal 5 England caps 🤣

Nath had a 75% win percentage in the cups. Today a given 👍👏👏👏

Strange to play Lavia when he can only play 60 minutes and we have a cup semi final in 3 days

Thanks for the lecture coach carter

NATHAN Jones admitted latest Saints target Kamaldeen Sulemana would “add potency to anyone” but stopped short of confirming the club’s interest one goal in 17 games 🤣🤣

I’ll be speaking to HR about it on Monday morning to make sure we do The prison service is there to rehabilitate criminals so should be one step ahead of this anyway

“But this is obviously something else entirely and the Scottish Prison Service has no protocol in place for dealing with prisoners who decide they are babies.” Why the hell not? Is it still 1974?

Lowe, the bloke who refused to sign Malbranque and Saha because he didn’t want to make Fulham financially stronger and us financially weaker. I’ve never heard that before about Crouch but I’m calling bullshit on it if he did say it, how many clubs go bust the minute they get relegated from the premier league? obviously some will go as they’ll want to stay in the premier league but other clubs have managed to hold onto their better players and given it a good go for a season or two. Let’s face it if we don’t do it within two years we’ll be down there for a while anyway so let’s give it a good go.

Just watch us flog anything we can get a decent fee for

Great news. Makes my campaign for free tampons at SMS to be extended to the men’s toilets 👏👏👏👏

Bloody hell. Here we go again 🙄

Shouldn’t be cruel to people with this illness. I’m sure they’ll find a cure for it one day. Until then just smile and nod at how lovely it is that a bird has become a man, become gay and given birth to a baby.

Bournemouth have just signed that fella from Bristol city we were meant to be in for. Such a difficult window we tried hard, did all we could etc etc

Indeed. Assume the baby has two dads from the photo. She its a transgender gay man now that had a womb that’s just given birth to a child.

This is a woman that transitioned to a man but kept his womb because he still wanted to have a baby right?

Not hindsight quite a few of us said it was a mistake. We were told we are wrong he’s brilliant and has played for Ireland