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Morning Trigger!!

hes not even a guy most would want playing for them in the championship at the moment

The super computer is predicting we will be champions! https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25363322.supercomputer-predicts-southampton-win-championship-title/# should be in the things in life that annoy you thread but why are computers that predict football tables always labelled as super computers?

yep we offered him a new deal and he turned it down probably a shit one Rupert Lowe made that very patronising quote something on the lines of he could live like a king in his country for what we offered to pay him

the 2010s called and wants their affectionate male terms back It’s now My G, Bro.

According to transfer market net spend has been per season 22/23 -148m 23/24 + 165m 24/25 -80m 25/26 so far + 30m numbers are in euros so as of today net spend is -€30m since they arrived but we’ll bring in c80m from Dibling and Fernandes, plus some change for a few of the others Edozie, Aribo etc doubt we’ll spend more than 20m plus a few loans

well it looks like we’re going to be bringing in over £100m from transfer fees again which from Dibling and Fernandes alone will represent a profit of around £50m. We’ll probably break even ok Edozie and got better than we could have hoped for from Sulemana and TP so as a player trading company we are doing brilliantly

3 points behind but like I said Liverpool had won the league with weeks to spare, we had a great late run to push us into second. It wasn’t us and them going neck and neck for weeks with us slipping up.

They got absolutely battered in that game, another day United win that 5-0, they got lucky and nicked one with a penalty 10 minutes from the end. Rio Ferdinand ended up in goal for United. I seem to recall Man United getting denied at least two stonewall penalties too. One of those games where you just know their name was on the cup

I believe in 1984 we lost at home to Stoke who were later relegated. But in truth we were never really in the running for the title, Liverpool had won it weeks before the end of the season and we had a great run after the semi final defeat which meant we finished second place with a win on the last game of the season. we have a history of heroic failure when we have a chance of glory don’t we. It’s also typical of us that the 3 finals we’ve got to since our win we’ve played 3 of the best teams in the country at the time. Forest would win the European cup the next two seasons, Arsenal were around the invincibles era and Man United had Mourniho as manager still in his prime and Ibrahomovic up front, they also won the Europa league and qualified for the champions league that season, not quite Fergies United but still a very good team. Meanwhile when the skates get to a cup final they play a team who finished 12th in the championship 🙄

Match week 1 - let’s cook!

Edwards seems to be one of those players who is very high rated generally in football but seems to be struggling to find a spot for himself with us. It appears he’s going to be at best 4th choice centre back and 3rd choice as a CDM where I believe he played a bit for QPR

I didn’t realise your name was Nick Fisher

I don’t know about that but having been thrown into the first team of a struggling premier league side, who had a terrible season and being clearly out of your depth has got to have some impact. Thats the fault of the idiots who decided it was a good idea

I’m expecting a couple of permanent signings and some loans late in the window once we’ve got rid of those that want out. The squad is still too big despite the whinging about incomings. We need to sell first

Brownhill is available on a free and will surely be snapped up. For us I assume that position will depend on what happens with Downes. He was looking for a move and hasn’t played but if he now wants to stay then we don’t really need him

I would be getting Matt Ryan in on a free to compete with Baz this season. He’s v good at championship level and if we go up and Ramsdale comes back we’ve got some depth in the squad, if he doesn’t and we stay down we stick with Baz and Ryan and can bring in a young, hungry guaranteed to improver as third choice to replace McCarthy

Went to Cancun last year and that was full of Americans too but they were no where near as bad as this lot. By the way if your in Cancun then do a day trip to Xel-Ha Park it’s a brilliant day out Jamaica. It’s our second time here, last time they weren’t as bad, it’s seems to have attracted a certain type which surprised me

I guess the players still have some scar tissue and some aren’t good enough for Russball. It's not him it’s all the others

If that was the table where the guy ramdomly clapping every two minutes he was lucky not to get a right hander, absolute shit cunt

I work with quite a few Americans in business and They are generally decent enough but having been surrounded by them for the last two weeks here’s my assessment of your average American most but not all are complete fucking wankers. Rude, loud, obnoxious and arrogant. For example at meal times you would generally be near a table of them With most of them hollering and shouting, randomly clapping, talking ridiculously loudly. The women dress very trashy and are even louder than the blokes most of them are obese and greedy, some of the fat fucks here constantly stuffing their faces all hours really does amaze me we’ve met Argentinians, Canadians, Spanish , Mexicans and other Brits and they all been fine but most of the Americans are cunts. I assume The Caribbean islands are their canaries which attracts the worst types. We’re is a very nice hotel which isn’t cheap so god help those doing it on a budget as I’m assuming we’ve met the best of the worst these last two weeks. Generally awful awful people but it seems that sort of behaviour is perfectly normal in their eyes

Why? Despite Chloe Kelly being the star of the euros I was told I hated women and had no idea what I was talking about for daring to suggest the female managers tactics were spot on for using her as an impact sub, a role if which she was excellent and changed the game on 3 occasions. Do you hate young players Fabrice?

They just signed Connor Cody. A good signing tbf. Good experienced player with contacts. Past his best but will be good at championship level

Wrexhams biggest league game ever so a huge occasion for them. It’ll be interesting to see how they cope with the occasion which will be like a cup final for them. in sure their players and fans will be very excited about this so maybe rhe occasion will get to them.

No that’s part of the clue