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If it were going to play that game if wasn’t for a Beto horror show Martin would have 3 or even 2 from twice as many games. Juric has been a revelation compared to your boy.

This season he’s One point less than Martin but from half the games.

You do know I run the CoT right?

Who’s fault is it?

Who needs delap when we’ve got archer and Arma (for £10m more)

He is £20m doesn’t get you much these days

Aribo knows ball!!!!! 👊👊👊💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Never gets old bro

safe top G

I know right, bro is a baller

That’s because he has no tekkers he has no sick skills bumbaclot he is no baller

Welington is gonna cook bro, he’s knows ball. Gronbaek is sick he plays like he’s on cheat mode bro

Forest look awesome. Quick, powerful, aggressive. Everything we’ve not been this year

It is about a small group of people who hold the secrets to the most important thing in most people’s lives yet when they share them for the good of others are abused by the same people who desperately want to know them?

Yes the Skates knew the DEF were being held inside for their safety so in usual skate style started giving in the trampoline behind the safety of the police lines. After about 30 minutes and knowing full well the police would have to let us out to make sure we made the train back and avoid Europes most dangerous crew being stuck in Portsmouth for their night the police started to warn the skates they needed to leave the area. Cue a stampede as they desperately tried to get away resulting in them smashing windows of shops and houses as they tried to find a place to hide, even a few police we attacked in their desperation to escape. when we finally got out as expected the skates were all safely tucked out of the way with the police lines protecting the few that were stupid enough to still be in the area. An unchallenged stroll back to station. once we were back on the trains surprise, surprise the skates came out of their hiding places and started bouncing around again gobbing off. Those that were there know. If we’d have got anywhere near them that day they’d have been torn apart, lucky for them the police did their job and protected them from am absolute pasting so they had to smash up their own city to hide from us

Yeah, this is true. The DEF had some heavy artillery out that day and they kept us in for the skates protection. When they heard we might be coming out they started attacking the police as they were so desperate to get away. But you ain’t see any of that in their books.

Just another amazing coincidence again isn’t it.

Rasmus needs to put down the marker pens and start making his bed

We keep most of our exclusives to the YouTube channel these days. Too many weirdos on here desperately hoping we’re wrong

funny isn't it. No rumours and no signings, the CoT post no rumours and clues and are criticised for not posting any. Again more evidence we have out fingers firmly on the pulse.

I know things are a little bit miserable on the pitchand the grand long term plan to reinvent football has had to be shelved for now but off the pitch things have progressed superbly. The new fanzone has been an immediate hit. We unveiled the Knightwood lounge and it has been hailed as truly one of a kind with its thoughtful design, the 1885 lounge is in a world of it's own with luxury padded seats, meanwhile the jewel in our crown is the award winning halo lounge. Meanwhile the Dell bar is a fantastic place to connect and have fun. We have a selection of drinks and foodstuffs in the concourses that can keep the hungry fan refreshed ready to roar the boys on for the remainder of the match. With the long coveted "kop end" now in place with away fans moved to the corner it can surely only be a matter of time before we become unbeatable at St Marys For the first time we truly are able to deliver the ultimate match day experience to fans from all walks of life, however they want to watch the game. In my opinion there has never been a better time to attend St Marys.

The new champions league format is a load of shit

where are you?