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Can we send them Stephens, Walcott, Djenepo and long as well?

We ain’t exactly United at the best of times

Transfer fee won’t be an issue if they get £20m for spence. It’ll be waves Armstrong probably for c£40k a week when he joined so won’t want to give that up and championship clubs can’t afford it. Looks like we’re stuck with another dud

Good point

I bet when MLG cracks a joke with his mates when no one laughs he says it louder because he thinks no one hears him

Oh it was a joke, thanks for explaining it.

Performance analysts don’t require transfer fees.

If I recall correctly the last player built up so much as being potentially world class was Ryan Smith

You can’t put a price on morale Jamie

My sources tell me a guy coming in from Sunderland called Luke Cole’s hes some sort of opposition analyst scout. Also worked for Bristol City, WBA and Wales FA in a performance analyst role #ITK

I expect Shane is first on with the rainbow laces so brings something to the table with our champions league level virtue signalling

Hello Mrs Long, how are you?

That's because for a lot of that time Super Les had a secret list of managers which he'd been tracking for years who were the perfect fit for us when the existing one left, the fact they were all unemployed at the time is a total coincidence.

that was about 1997

He role has basically become a last 5 minutes time wasting sub to run around a bit. I cant believe a premier league club has got a senior player on their books like that. He's been a good servant to the club but i wish we'd let him go with everyones best wishes rather than him becoming a bit of a joke figure.

Okay, who wants to tell him?

Certainly got a few Roger the Dodger characters in the team.

Between him and Walcott thats probably £100k a week on players that contributed zip all last season. Ridiculous.

Jesus wept, i cannot believe we are offering Long a new deal. The custodian situation appears to be panning out exactly as i revealed a few days ago. Willy gets new deal, Forster goes, our Man City friend comes to fight it out with Mcarthy for the Number 1 jersey, The Polish glovesman comes in on a free and goes on loan, joining up next season to slip into Willys place.

The transfer tavern 🤦 you might as well check the Beano it’s just as reliable (Yes MLG I know the Beano is a kids comic which does not report on transfer speculation)

Mane and Ronaldo included over Son, ridiculous.

Yep, they've even included "Trent" in the team of the year FFS Man City only had 3 included. Rudiger and Ronaldo the other two

Maybe we could gazump Liverpool for Darwin Nunez as well.

So he should have stayed at Man City so that Pompey fans, where he'll probably never play again, will remember him fondly, they really are a strange lot.

Calumn Davenport at home to Villa 2005 relegation season, Came on at half time with us 2-0 up, was absolutely woeful as we somehow managed to lose 3-2. Another game where we let a lead slip, the worst that season being 2-0 going into injury time at home to Boro and drawing 2-2.