Turkish

Just be aware though last bubble town there I had three pints soon as bus set off I was desperate for a piss, to the point where I told the coach steward if the bus didn’t stop if end up going in the ticket bin. She told me if I did that I’d be arrested . Somehow held it in until we got there but would have beat Usain Bolt getting off that bus to the nearest wall

but do you, do you believe, do you believe that, do you believe that we, do you believe that we will, do you believe that we will win?

and how it’s a fighting town people got to war from there.

Never and they dont turn on their own players, oh wait

hope football is the winner, yes?

Other stuff they will say pre or post game scummers firm never come to Pompey Fratton Park and it’s special fans will create an amazing atmosphere Scum will make no noise standing there like church mice Pompey are proper fans and proper club Pompey are the biggest club in the south with amazing history and tradition

He’s so powerful He can even stop people opening jars

Not so much cleared off by the police, more heard they were letting the DEF out and ran and hid, in their desperation to get away and hide they ended up smashing windows and doors as they tried to break into nearby houses and shops such was their fear. Typical Pompey, hardest firm in the world when the OB are there, set new 100m records when they’re not.

basically anything outside of 5-21 degrees is classed as extreme weather these days. By the way don’t forget to take a bottle of water with you if it gets over 21, you might collapse and die from dehydration

Good luck to him, played a decent part season we went up

What? Wait, people in Portsmouth talk about football In the pub? They talk about it at work? Why has no one mentioned this before? That’s proper passion that is.

Hello from outside St Marys! Got there early to beat the rush! Hopefully Jonas will bring us our some cups of tea like Nicola did all those years ago

You may or may not have a PM

n/t

When they all go mental, whooping and clapping when someone goes "no deal" or the look of absolute shock that someone doesn't take a deal from the banker.

Oh bless, had no idea you were so sensitive. Everything okay at home?

Sadly it's highly likely

Clearly a troll. Possibly another one of Gios logins. Same know it all posting style, same way of talking absolutely bollocks, same disappearing act when the opposite of what he promotes happens. Meanwhile Gios posts have dropped off whilst Fabrice has become more prolific. 🤔

Playing a real life game of football manager

That and Azaz miss plus the amount of times the Fellows, Azaz and Scienza skied shots miles over the bar, but their XG better so it was a lucky win 😂

Formations don’t matter mate funny how he’s piped up after a win. 😂

Oh look he reappears 😂😂😂

Bens influence starting to take a hold 👏

Baffling how Manning picked ahead of him

Our shooting is shite!