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The second worst defence in the league couldn’t get near Lallana with his one goal and one assist last season. Okay you’ve convinced me. We absolutely missed out.

He does do nice turns in the centre circle though

1 goal this season for £100k a week (rumoured) we really didn't

Their keepers are much better than we've got too, but that's not really saying much. Webster also better than Bednarek & Stephens if we're talking squad players.

this is this thing isn't it. Yes we've wasted money but it's only money that's come in from sales. Every club makes bad signings. Crystal Palace spent over £60m on Benteke, Sakho and Wickham, nearly £300k a week on wages, all 3 of them pretty disasterous for example. Seems like not only are we the only club that has to sell to buy, we're also the only club who are forever hamstrung by crap signings 4 years ago.

Why would he? He gets given money to spend, decent owner. Probably the only difference between the two teams is Ings, if they had someone who could stick the ball in the net regularly then they'd be a lot higher (yes i know a lot of clubs could say the same)

That could be used as a weapon so you will not be permitted access with such an item.

a loyalty price is based on a point systems Most £ spent on club shop/online = 5 points per £ amount of times used the grassing hotline = 10 points per grass positive posts on social media = 10 points likes on clubs facebook page = 1 point per like Fan loyalty is not defined by how long you've supported your club or how many times you go.

We laugh at West Ham and many fans turned their nose up when Moyes was suggested as manager. We are superior to them both.

But if you take out the 9-0 loss which was a freak result, the 5-2 home to Spurs when we played well the first half, the 5 goals we let in against Man City when we were the best team they've faced for 20 minutes We've actually got a better defensive record than Leicester.

there was a 10 point gap between 11th and 12th this season, the good news being we are midtable in the crap 9, but only 2 points off being top of the crap 9. If we can sort the full back positions out and keep Ings fit next season we have every chance of topping our mini league.

Bill was right.

Big summer ahead, we say that every summer.

We have this bollocks every summer. There won’t be an overhall, there won’t be any exciting signings. We may get a couple in early, cheap, potential signings any “big” (for us) signings will be due to sales. No surprise here, that’s how it always is. Thats us. Can’t wait for the battle for 13th next season. As long as we stay up that’s all that matters.

Subs didn’t help. Agreed. They rarely do.

Agreed. Still in the EPL. Still got an opportunity to finishing between 7th and 17th. Still get to watch City, United, Liverpool, Chelsea, etc.What more could a fan Of a provincial club ask for?

Exactly. No need for pointless cup games when we can rest our players to keep them fresh to be plucky losers in big leagues games.

Probably wondering which TV channel he’s going to be on when he retires as he’s virtually guaranteed to get a pundit gig on one of them.

Redmond making a difference

More of the same next season please. It’s it just a privilege to be in this league to play against all these great sides. Being in this league is all that matters. Another successful season of surviving, enjoying the premier league money, playing against these great sides. Can’t wait for August!

It’s important we know their sexuality or else we can’t point out homophobia. I applaud the stalking of minor celebrities in case we one day may need to know more details on their private life for the cause

Oh look the dinosaurs have arrived (again)

Great that’s box is ticked

It’s not about representation today it’s about encouraging more bame and women into the game. Can’t see any Asians though, I guess that crusade isn’t fashionable at the moment

Who are the two women on each flank? Are Either of those lessers?