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This is a good point he doesnt look like he is busting a gut but maybe no matter how fast he runs he just is a dude who looks lazy. I do recall him making lots of runs in 1 game behind defenders for the ball to be played in behind but manning kept turning around and playing it back to CB's maybe he's thought why bother if no one is going to pass it lol

haven't read the thread soi won't apologies 🤣🤣 but Alfie said he's been trying to arrange a interview with spors this season and he has wanted to but it's not his decision but no. wonder who saying no ? rasmus ? vacuum man ?

someone who can hit a cows arse with a banjo, football skills do not matter

more people need to post like this boss, top info bro

Ive just remembered poch picks him for the us squad does that top trump a Norwich scout ?

Guys i've decided predicting scores is now beneath me. Elite predictors predict players and i am manifesting the shit out of this one. Damion Downs will score.

I wasnt trying to be harsh on stewart whove i actually liked but its a tad harsh on a 20yr old playing in a new country in a new shit team and is expected to hit the ground running. In the real world we would have a functioning striker and downs would be on bench and do cameos for 15-20mins as he learns, but alas this is not the saints way. I've realised i've become Downs champion tonight, fuck it i ride, he will score goals for us this season.

Guys i might be in the minority but still has us creating chances, apparently defending well according to the Xg table someone posted we should be 2nd. The issue is lack of finishing and personal mistakes.

no point discussing manager until we can stop personal mistakes and strikers who need the goalie to be elsewhere to score goals, otherwise its ground hog day

Missed it but i know jellert was a quad and 4-6 weeks, whats up with rostov ?

do the fans want us to keep archer on after his performance? Ross Stewart was a figure of fun for 2yrs and he's now the striker we apparently miss most.

Be there or be square bro

guys guys guys Bergkamp took until nov to score (v us) dont worry its gonna happen lol

whats that bollocks about manifesting things to happen, im going to try it. We will score goals and we will not be shit defensively in the same match, downs will play well in 1 game, a actual right back might not be injured and armstrong will stop combing his hair forward every 1min with his hand.