Convict Colony

terrible defending

Lavia is a beast

Its all about mindset - next goal wins

MAra diallo and walcott coming on

Someone tell armstong to get off the pitch he's been terrible today bro

@Chez gonna be kicking cats and getting the vodoo doll out - Perraud hitting the first man on the cross

Tall paul currently the only player who looks composed when ball at his feet, rest looking like they are rushing and forcing everything

Selles just telling Bednerak to stop being shit and become awesome

well this start has been shit - armstrong already hitting his lose the ball metrics and causing chaos for our CBs. I preferred when armstrong lost it in the centre circle not near our box.

One postive that has carried on from chelsea is our all round shithousery and gamesmanship. Keep it up

ok that 1st half was horrendous watching unless your putting together a blooper real. Just got a bottle of red to help me cope with the 2nd half. Want Armstong off and probably Moi as well either at HT or at 60mins. Tall paul has looked ok when he's had the ball the rest seem hurried, like JWP telling everyone to slow it down which makes sense as Leeds can only play fast fast fast. Araonsen looks like a diver and Selles looked proper pissed off going down the tunnel.

tarmstrong has been terrible he couldnt beat an egg

I assume your a time traveller and he has just scored

jesus armstrong and moi have been shit

Gonna smash 2 quick goals for us, leeds go off to boo's at half time, them come back into it 2nd half but we hold out.

Erm think AI needs to know what selles looks like - needs a turtleneck at least

can you get it to do half time bollocking and I will do the AI artwork

yeah i feel it in my plums too but that could be cos I am still wearing my pants from last saturday as they were lucky but still smelly

Will Still at Reims was assistant manager who got promoted and is still undefeated in 15 games, this could be us 😉

Turtle neck is back

Biggest question for me is what outfit is selles going for today ? did the boys buy him a new suit this week ? is the steve jobs looks his preferred style ? So many questions ahead of kick off or will he try out a cape look and blow peoples minds?

Fuck he was called neil jones the entire time

2-0 saints (its gonna happen at somepoint) Sulemana destroys them on the counter latching onto through balls from the midfield, scores 1 himself and tall paul nets as well.

I reckon for this game I will do a novel tactic, I will look at Leeds team and then pick a team to exploit their weaknesses and nullify their strengths. Normally I just pick the best players but I am going to try the selles approach for this one.