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Its the saints way, stay in the premier league with no money then spend a shit tonne and get relegated. If carlsberg did irony (danish reference intended)

Its fair to say for this season

Striker was our undoing, i understand to risk getting Ramos but we needed another guy we were also courting and could get straight after.

Let me be the first to say i havent got a clue. Does a name manager work in championship ? can an aggressive young manager work ? do we need a seasoned performer in that league ? etc etc etc Maybe we can be the first AI manager club and get it to run the team.

At least it's nice for selles, he doesn't look at the table so in his world we are still not shit. Couldn't score in a brothel, fall into a bucketful of tits we'd come out sucking our thumb etc etc. Jesus we just can't fucking score a goal, and defend like a Frenchman whose moved into a nunnery. We are fucking shit.

Went to get more 🍻 so missed the last 20mins, seems it was a wise investment

The upside is hopefully we have a team and manager we can believe in next year. Or the saints way is to fuck up the summer transfer and then appoint the u18 coach cos his metrics are the best in the world.

Fuck it get tall paul and mara on and start pinging balls into the box, would at least expect mara to be a bit more confident in scoring

thanks needed it purely for the pop up

thank god only 1 min extra

need puncheon back to show them how to deal with that

can someone tell me if we have scored a goal from a corner this season ?

Yeah fair one let's hope Joe has been waiting to be unleashed, at least he is 💯 % more creative than Moi so it might give our guys a chance at an actual clear cut chance. Obvs they will fuck it it up but YOLO.

I dunno just checked the stats. He's played double the game time of mara and got 2 goals. Maras got 1 goal 2 assists, would prefer mara as he has played some awesome passes (Leeds at home was juicy). Also bit of an assumption to say he offers more goal threat that a bloke who was top scorer last season in the Belgium league and had 16 goals this season before coming to the assist making, free flowing team that is saints.

We've been managed by the world's fittest man so we might as well pin our hopes on the world's laziest player to get us out of it. Of course I've guaranteed an Aribo hatrick and he runs 13km during the match, so thank me later.

Stoked for Aribo he will be able to get his walking steps in for the day during the match.

What do we reckon - does he go for Moi again or does he finally realise we cant defend so might as well try and score.

Glad he didnt waste his time coming down to stay a hotel then the evening before expecting to sign the next day, that would of been real stupid.

121mil is a big deal no matter how much cash you have.

Would of preferred vithinho who went to marseille and hasnt played for them as he is a pressing mobile forward at least but such is life.

Not in belgium they dont, golden boot winner as well