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I've got mine hanging off my bollocks

For a moment I thought you'd spiked my drink again sue and I'd played football against my neighbour. Will try and watch a game in this world cup to see if its a decent standard as last one I dunno what game it was but it was not pretty and put me off. Although I remember seeing a clip of a champions league game with some wonder goals in - whose the best team to watch sue? anyone ? Am talking passing football and a goal scoring machine.

He left in Jan in the most recent season so obviously he wasn't going to be in it. Might be worthwhile reviewing his stats - he's a good progressive/attacking rwb or right sided, if KWP goes then I am more than comfortable with Bree in that role as he seems to fit the profile Martin likes.

Yeah I'll go watch some local team be shit and not score for free.

100% agree amigo, i read this forum and think

I wonder if the club have compared athletic stats in this pre-season after injury v before and have seen a drop somewhere ? or are they just reacting to the market Either way i like Tino and if he leaves I'm just disappointed i feel like i didnt get the full tino experience before he got injured and had high hopes for him this season as his comeback, if he does well at newcastle no doubt they will claim they developed him etc

I have a lot of time for bree and what he could offer us as i knew of him at luton before he came here and saw him quite a few times, he was rated one of the best right backs in the championship and i think martins style will suit him and he does have a good cross.

Ok sorry nothing to do with us but i need to document this statement so i can revisit it in 12 months (much like my Kompany will be shit for burnley statement- that went well). Onna the new GK at Man U has some utter utter howlers in him, I think everyone is thinking he was quite sexy at Inter but I've seen him a lot for Ajax over the seasons and he has done some southampton esq howlers, i expect him to dribble around strikers far too often and get caught in possession leading to goals a lot for a goalie.

Yeah I saw that and thought the exact same thing - everyone is joking in this transfer market for midfielders. Need to post this again as he is absolute quality - you instantly saw the difference v Goteppe, he was fast, aggressive and wanted to dictate play. Normally when someone leaves us he is dead to me but i will follow and hope lavia has a great career preferably not at liverpool though.

Apparently if you say BBSM it standards for Big Belly Sexy Man

Would like Tino to stay but agree either him or KWP has to go we cant afford 2 good right back and bree. Seems quiet on KWP front no one seems interested which is unexpected as I would prefer him to go. JWP for 30m + 5m in add ons would be ok Get Downes for 12m (West Ham paid 8m GBP according to Transfermarkt) but the question is does he cover the same position as Charles or is he a different midfielder as never seen him before or does Martin play with 2 holding midfielders normally ?

Good point i'd assumed it was on saintsfc again, if someone is charging for it i assume we will be able to find a free stream somewhere. Not sure I am desperate enough to pay 5bucks for the selles derby.

I thought you were banned from parks 🤣

it was a good line amigo hahahahahaha, i now describe him as fan killer instead of his name.

Prison cooking

Quite simple, he wanted to go back to spain with his young family and he had been a great servant for us so we wished him well and risked lavia being ok. No one was saying get rid of him, we wanted him and lavia but he wanted to head home and had a good offer of a contract, turns out his dreams of returning to barca became a reality and it couldnt of happened to a nice guy. Sometimes i think this forum is just about 1 upmanship, who was right and who was wrong, I will let you into a little secret no one is keeping score unless MLG is jotting them down.

8-0 to us.

My team I'd like to see for a half at least on saturday, picked the forwards and charly primarily cos they are all fast and tricksters and have confidence in themselves, could give each other some nice space/opportunities. Overall all these ballers have confidence and arent a make a mistake and shrivel types, I want aggression and fast transitions and half of them have been versed in the type of football we want to play either at city or burnley or swansea. Bazunu Tino. Fan Killer Stephens Manning Charles. Lavia Maradona Tella Sulemana Masi Mara In fact with my renowned foresight and overall expertise on all things football, I feel highly confident this team would cook in the championship.

Wait i follow lyanco and he hardly posts anything on twitter or insta and if he does he's with his family, but according to andrew he's all over it.

King Charles will be ruling the championship this season, hope to see him and manning v reading on saturday

He maybe shrewd but bloody hell he gets dressed in the dark.

Thought this was about Hadjuk Split's upcoming season.....disappointed.

I have to say i found him annoying before any of that greenwood bollocks cos no matter how badly a nigerian plays around the world he's a "top top baller" and will "cook" despite evidence that most of the people he says this about are fucking fucking shit