Convict Colony

Let me be the first to say if JWP goes then he wasn't very good anyway and it's easy to score free kicks but how many assists from a corner does he have.

Half this forum ?

1. Worst Player of the Season - Moi 2. Worst Manager. - Jones 3. Worst Team Performance of the Season - Too much to choose and i expect a worldie to occur v arsenal 4. Most Embarrassing Moment - recalling bednerak 5. Biggest Player Disappointment - Adams I had high hopes for some goals this season but his main goal has been to lie on the physio table when he's not playing for scotland. 6. Who is responsible for this shit show - Ankersen

Too soon

He could see all of the above as a great opportunity to make his mark. They always say its better to take over a shit show than a well run ship as people can see the difference you make.

Think I will shave my balls with rusty razor blades on Fri night then, a better watch, if you want my onlyfans just let me know.

Its the saints way, stay in the premier league with no money then spend a shit tonne and get relegated. If carlsberg did irony (danish reference intended)

Its fair to say for this season

Striker was our undoing, i understand to risk getting Ramos but we needed another guy we were also courting and could get straight after.

Let me be the first to say i havent got a clue. Does a name manager work in championship ? can an aggressive young manager work ? do we need a seasoned performer in that league ? etc etc etc Maybe we can be the first AI manager club and get it to run the team.

At least it's nice for selles, he doesn't look at the table so in his world we are still not shit. Couldn't score in a brothel, fall into a bucketful of tits we'd come out sucking our thumb etc etc. Jesus we just can't fucking score a goal, and defend like a Frenchman whose moved into a nunnery. We are fucking shit.

Went to get more 🍻 so missed the last 20mins, seems it was a wise investment

The upside is hopefully we have a team and manager we can believe in next year. Or the saints way is to fuck up the summer transfer and then appoint the u18 coach cos his metrics are the best in the world.

Fuck it get tall paul and mara on and start pinging balls into the box, would at least expect mara to be a bit more confident in scoring

thanks needed it purely for the pop up

thank god only 1 min extra

need puncheon back to show them how to deal with that

can someone tell me if we have scored a goal from a corner this season ?

Yeah fair one let's hope Joe has been waiting to be unleashed, at least he is 💯 % more creative than Moi so it might give our guys a chance at an actual clear cut chance. Obvs they will fuck it it up but YOLO.

I dunno just checked the stats. He's played double the game time of mara and got 2 goals. Maras got 1 goal 2 assists, would prefer mara as he has played some awesome passes (Leeds at home was juicy). Also bit of an assumption to say he offers more goal threat that a bloke who was top scorer last season in the Belgium league and had 16 goals this season before coming to the assist making, free flowing team that is saints.

We've been managed by the world's fittest man so we might as well pin our hopes on the world's laziest player to get us out of it. Of course I've guaranteed an Aribo hatrick and he runs 13km during the match, so thank me later.

Stoked for Aribo he will be able to get his walking steps in for the day during the match.

What do we reckon - does he go for Moi again or does he finally realise we cant defend so might as well try and score.