Convict Colony

Bollocks

Moi really trying to get me my goal today, come on bro u can do it.

Centre circle stu, always fucks it up around the circle

I'm currently only watching Moi play (whose started well) how are the rest doing 😁

you already know the answer - dont fight it

scroll down and choose https://soccerstreams100.io/event/eng-1/tottenham-vs-southampton-live-soccer-stats/638098

They've priced in the universes messages about him obvs

He will I can feel it my plums, his name has been spoken far too much in the last 24hrs considering how shit he has been, its the universal's way to let us know its about to fuck with us. Moi goal - you heard it here 1st. If I am wrong I will drink beer.

Unfortunatley for saints we spend most of the game in the brown zone.

I celebrate a goal kick at the moment

He's gonna score you just know it 😉

I suppose you could say at least this team has won and scored in the premier league before so fuck it I am onboard. Will rain goals and conte gets sacked after this game.

perfect thanks - thats as good as a guarantee we will win as possible.

dont you dare

Ok am prepared for this game. Got the german beer in since its spurs, got my lucky pants on, my cat is fully armour plated, I've got all nuns, nurses and sexy croatian's pics ready and I am at an optimistic level of 10. 2-0 to us finally my prediction will be proved correct

Give it a bit longer in the pub and you'll be turning dogs into foxes.

Tall Paul time - someone in this team who has scored 16 goals already this season. If we are going to do this crab passing side to side to move up the pitch lets at least have our best goalscorer whose a wookie in there as well, wont have to run as much as well so might make it to 70mins.

I want our midfield or defenders to release him into space more often to run at them. Happy with him so far giving the learning curve, needs to get goal and i think more will flow with his confidence up.

Goals today boys goals and this time i mean scoring in the oppositions net. It cant be too hard, other teams manage to do it regularly. Lets try it ourselves and see if we like it huh, would be a nice change.

Yeah its the fans fault

I dont know enough about pretty patterns to comment on where we are failing specifically but we can't control the football tempo and we create 0 chances for our forwards. A bit like man u its end to end but we CAN'T FUCKING SCORE Tall Paul with Che at least and Stu on for moi

i revise this prediction to 2-1