Convict Colony

KWP fuck up

hope so we need goalscorers to balance out our goalkeepers🤣

get in ken armstrong with the goal

From Alfie on twitter

Wonder if we can have 2 goalies on

wasnt he the worst keeper in the league for shots before we signed baz ? hence forster superceded him for quite a few games Anyway the point is moot as they are both shit in their unique ways

this is why bazunu starts, they both make equally bad mistakes but baz knows how to kick it

Defence has been getting hospital passes all night from the midfielders its a joke

yeah who can we petition so he's on all our games

I see he still isnt with a team yet, bestikas or celtic look like he could be off too - 30k a week

Get in Shea

Nothing attacking from Bree or manning so far

Major issue is that when bournemouth mark up man for man they know mcarthy will always go long rather than try and bring the ball out to draw in a attacker and leave a spare man to pass to. Martin must be doing his nut in

Have to say Charles has ice in his veins, super calm on the ball, i like what i see.

Mccarthy has breeze block feet

If Mr Tickle had a brother that had crazy legs he'd be Djnepo

Sublime ball by maradona

Lavia is having a nightmare

Edozie and Djnepo at least trying to not be in the starting team

Its a bit too obvs always passing it via Charles, maybe try and swap it up a bit

I've seen Lavia lose possession more times in this game than in the last 10 games of last season

Actual enjoying the commentary tho, quite good from hammond

day 2 - 2-0

Good defending lyanco