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I hope Dyson has a department called blow it would be awesome to look for blow jobs.

Perraud must cry himself to sleep at night wanting praise like this from you 🤣

Full marks all round

The bigger insult was Fraser.

Exactly this. It's like a real estate agent walking outside your house and says I reckon I'll sell this cheap. He tells his other agent friends who also list this cheap house for sale. Only problem is no one's spoken to the owner and he isn't fucking selling.

They meant for their bank account

You've got to remember this season the scouting aspect of recruitment is being done by scouts under SR, so with 3 clubs now under their remit you'd hope they've got a good system in place as they will be bloody busy buying players in uk, france and turkey. Wonder how it works - Wilcox/Manager share the profile of players they are looking for and the SR brainstrust spit out some names ? Even if wilcox and martin know they want a certain player (say grimes) do they still have to go through the protocol of getting options from the scouts for players who match or exceed his profile etc.

I'll survive 🤣

30pts

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Fairplay Roberto fairplay but you understand we are bored as fuck and have nothing to talk about hence us clinging onto something to keep us going, its not personal your just top of the saints fans twitter tree, however I am delighted to share I am now on Team Rob - fuck Andrew the peasant. This thread will die as soon as pre-season training starts.

Love them or hate them but the Lyancos, bednerak and Stephens of this world are what centre backs used to do back in the day, vocal and passionate. Shout out to ABK who I think leads by example and is world class at shepherding the ball out of play. Less said about salisu the better. DCC to be confirmed.

Jocks will do anything to avoid paying tolls.

Whose Moi signed for then ? He won't want to be out of pocket from July so let me guess some shitty Turkish (not the poster) team

So your saying lyanco doesn't like defending?

I just think with how shit we have been for a long time we were shit before we signed lyanco, he's not the problem.

Wait can I get that in a DM 🙏

I think some of you need to go and look at stats rather than subjective opinion lyanco was rated 15th best player out our squad of 30 according to whoscored. Some players listed below him and Charly was only just in front. Perraud Onuachu Bazunu Walcott S Armstrong Mara A Armstrong I think the above players get away with it more as they "hide" during games where as lyanco is more visible and emotional. I like lyanco, dont think he's starts every week but good to have on the bench, but he is the most competent CB with the ball at his feet and actually like defending.

Assume this was about the womens team ?

Yeah i dont get these fans who are so vitriolic about some players (especially when they say about a waste of money, its not your fucking money), how he can call lyanco a rat is beyond me, the bloke stood up and tried everytime he played. Some mistakes, some awesome defending some assists (see mara's goal v city) out of all our players i would give lyanco at least a pass mark (he played left back and CB) - he wasnt the problem and our defence as a whole werent, it was the inability to score any goals that fucked us and our goalkeeper couldnt catch the clap in a dutch whorehouse. The internet is like cheap flights, the cost of things used to be a barrier to entry but now any twat can fly to spain and piss off the locals or share their thoughts online. The best thing that could happen is i start a cult, i start removing people like this poster to the re-education camps, i ensure russell martin has to present his team selection and tactics to saintsweb via teams and we vote if we agree or not We make Rob v Andrew into a weekly fight and somewhere along the line wet tshirt competitions become part of the half time entertainment.

doubt that is true since he played 23 times for Torino.

yeah fair will be interesting for all of us - dont know much about swansea other than your owners dont know where their wallets are. I sort of like swansea (michu days) always try and play good football, i think the managers you have are all usually good, the challenge is ensuring the players you have can play the way they want as they know the owners wont buy a load of new ones who can.

Just found this analysis as well and I got as far at the title before i came in my pants, wish i hadnt read this in the supermarket https://totalfootballanalysis.com/head-coach-analysis/russell-martin-at-southampton-2023-24-tactical-analysis-tactics

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