Convict Colony

Bullshitter like king cnut

went to bed at half time, i chose well

Moi's job in our team is not to score but to defend - its sickening that this is our approach to football now

this line up

ChatGPT thinks this - Id take Bielsa. One football manager who fits all of the criteria you mentioned is Roberto Martinez. He managed the Belgium national team and had a successful career as a player in the English Premier League with clubs such as Wigan Athletic and Swansea City. As a manager, Martinez has won promotion to the Premier League with Swansea City and Wigan Athletic, and has also won domestic silverware with Wigan Athletic when they won the FA Cup in 2013. Martinez also managed Everton and is currently managing the portugese national team. Other possible options include Brendan Rodgers, who has played for the Northern Ireland national team and has won domestic silverware with Celtic and Leicester City in the Scottish Premiership and English Premier League respectively. Another option is Marcelo Bielsa, who has managed both Argentina and Chile national teams and has won promotion with both Newell's Old Boys and Athletic Bilbao and managed Leeds United in the English Premier League.

Only need to post this in this thread

I bet Dragan wishes he could

Its ironically saints that we concede 2 goals when we go to a more defensive back 5. Wouldn't surprise me if someone fancied carlos in the summer, would love him next year in championship as he'd be awesome i reckon.

Assuming SR continue to advance the multi club model I'd take a punt on Matthias Jaissle from RB salzburg, not sure we could get him as he's been linked to frankfurt and manages in champs league etc but he plays the playbook way, had success. I actually think it will be very hard to find the right guy, assuming we go down we want a premier league manager for 1 season in the championship (hopefully). Need someone with insane confidence in their skills who love the dollar bills.

Get Ukraine national team manager Shevchenko to become player/manager he will be top scorer easily.

Ok finally i believe we will win a game 2-0.

Selles will say it's about defending etc why he took him off but that the problem. We have fuck all people who score or create goals but we've been blessed with headless chickens.

At least lyanco likes defending, he might not be too good at it but he's in his happy place at least.

Standard selles, takes the best player off.

Fullbacks getting bummed, Baz not inspiring confidence, arma and Moi being them, Carlos running the streets with Theo.

A better choice

Whoever can get us scoring goals. ok ok in fact employ me just found this training guide to score goals https://www.soccercoachweekly.net/drills-and-games/drills/how-to-switch-the-attack-to-score-more-goals

ok bro's am confused, do i go with my stupid optimistic pick of us scoring goals with a 2-0 or do i start eating the shit sandwich southampton fc have been feeding me this season and say 5-0 arsenal. I think my best course of action maybe is to think we are playing on saturday and miss the game and see the result in the morning.

Liverpool and Spurs

Agree Think a lot of these coaches have become tactically dependent on how they play their football rather than using tactics as the springboard for an identity. They watch the opposition game and go "ok we need to play like this to beat them" so become tinkermen who have secret pep fantasy's about how clever they are tactically. Someone needs to just go fuck it, lets ossie ardiles it for the last few games and fuck off defending as our main focus point and instead focus on attacking and try and score more than them.

Let me be the first to say if JWP goes then he wasn't very good anyway and it's easy to score free kicks but how many assists from a corner does he have.

Half this forum ?

1. Worst Player of the Season - Moi 2. Worst Manager. - Jones 3. Worst Team Performance of the Season - Too much to choose and i expect a worldie to occur v arsenal 4. Most Embarrassing Moment - recalling bednerak 5. Biggest Player Disappointment - Adams I had high hopes for some goals this season but his main goal has been to lie on the physio table when he's not playing for scotland. 6. Who is responsible for this shit show - Ankersen

Too soon

He could see all of the above as a great opportunity to make his mark. They always say its better to take over a shit show than a well run ship as people can see the difference you make.