Convict Colony

I know being a saints fan comes with ingrained pessimism but imagine for once we have a season where we are absolute ballers and score a tonne of goals but dont let too many in. It could happen.

Hope he is on his way to Turkey tomorrow then.

If I could be bothered I'd of put in a chef's uniform for this pic with Wilcox, let him cook.

Surprised you allowed back to the petting zoo a second time.

Dont worry bro, quickly look his stats and playing style and then pretend you've been watching him since kindergarten. Wait that didn't come out right 🤣

I like it and could get behind this conspiracy

Seriously though thought the lad on the right did very well and was our best player in the 1st half, carlos whilst out of position all half looked dynamic, not much else to talk about in 1st half, didn't see the 2nd half but team at least didn't concede.

Martin out

Stephens looks like he's taken up the role of making all his passes short or late and putting someone else in trouble

McCarthy near post, it's like an old friend I'd forgotten about

live now

when's the stream live ?

It's cute you think we will already have a style 🤣 I confidently predict a combination between 1970 Brazil and pep Barcelona with a touch of Tadic Ajax thrown in. 8-0 to us

Let me say he will literally cook in the championship

like milner JWP is the king of the bleep test again so maybe he has the endurance to perform longer into old age

Lets not get carried away chez, we need to see his crossing ability - his stats say he can cross the ball but can he do it for us.

Before we get too carried away apparently they need to put 17m into VAFC today to become owners - so some of that will be ear marked- gotta assume some of that also could go to our turkish brothers as well.

Just watched the video, tall has pace, can pick a pass, seems a good finisher in the box and enjoys the physical battles - sounds like championship striker at least - from vid

Let me tell you Heerenveen are my 35th team i follow and let me say that this man will cook in the championship and yes pierre is his dad so expect him to go on strike at somepoint. But seriously thiago motta bolgna coach just told him he doesnt count on him for this season for bolgna even though he banged them in,hence teams now being interested, could be a decent price as well.

Wonder if his "sister" Chelsea Manning will watching us

This is no good, we need football players not chef's !!! What he even cooking for the team ? Pasta or nandos ? Waste of a squad place if you ask me. The scouting dept need to stop watching ready steady cook and go back to football. Rasmus out

I dont know about that, they have vardy, daka as CF's at the moment.

When's the training camp ? After we've spanked benfica ? I need to judge the players mountain biking skills and who can do the best wheelie