Convict Colony

I would have 2 questions. "Tell me a team who already plays like we want to so I can see what the finished product looks like" "What is stopping us from us scoring more goals from the amount of chances created whilst being more defensively solid as a team".

Whoever gets to go the the tactical session thats been announced that wilcox and martin will run for the fans please take notes.

Between now and next saturday I think I could find enough evidence to convince myself he will be marco van basten re-incarnated 😉

Just salivating at the thought of a striker who actually likes getting in the 6yrd box and is actually taller than a smurf - got high hopes for a fast version of Pelle esq type player. But knowing our intelligent players there wont be any balls in above knee height like they did with Tall "the turkish goal machine" Paul.

Birminghams prostitute and catering dept's budget has just gone up.

Dont mind downes having a go, I've read on here for 3yrs how too many of our players are son in laws - I do not mind him dishing it out to fans, other players or the manager as what he said was true, he's being authentic. Every club has moron people who happen to be fans. We were all disappointed with the result but are aware it was down to terrible finishing from several people and them getting a route 1 wonder goal and thus the majority can contain our inner neanderthal tendencies. Beat Leeds, Beat Stoke and draw with Rotherham - 7pts Before those games most of us guessed we would of probably lost v leeds, would guess a draw at stoke and a win v Rotherham so realistically we'd of probably guessed we would have 4pts and lets not forget we lost 4 games in a row heavily before then. So 3pts ahead of our pessimistic selves and I expect the loch ness drogba to make a big difference hopefully v Hull next week.

hahhahaha bro

I might be seeing a reason for our struggles - I blame the celts. Russell Martin - scottish Stuart Armstrong - scottish Che Adams - scottish Ross Stewart - scottish Bazunu - Irish Smallbone - Irish Manning - Irish

This stat just make me pine for the loch ness drogba more - 22 shots/10 on target and 1 fucking goal.

halfway to finally completing my 2-0 prediction

Chuckle brothers were from Rotherham

Bro it's national kamaldeen day, he's going to be the destroyer of northern football teams today.

Ones going to be mingling with champions and an all time great the other one is Scottish

Reckon he get's off the bench in the internationals, would be awesome for him.

Manager beats Liverpool after a tough couple of weeks with COVID, stress etc and shows the emotion that had been building up. Saintsweb review and criticise this show of human emotion 2yrs later, expecting footballers and manager to be robots.

The only downside is for Charly as ihehere for another year 🤣 Seriously though how many of the squad have asked him to get Messi to sign a shirt for them, I think basically all of them.

Chat GPT has the answer "What is it called when people keep picking players in a team even though everyone knows they are not good enough? It is called favoritism or nepotism, where individuals are selected based on personal relationships or preferences rather than their abilities or qualifications."

Ironically I am a big big fan of carlito but i wouldnt play him this sat but maybe have him on the bench as the lad has just been called up to the national team squad, he will be super excited about it but subconsciously might not play at 100% for us to negate potential injury etc. Safer for everyone if he's rotated.

To be honest I think the south american's just get on chartered jets together nowadays so its not like he's flying economy class. He might fly normally on the way there and then become mates with Fernandez at chelsea and catch a ride back with him.

Can we please use his real name - the loch ness drogba

I am confident my 2-0 prediction will finally come true this weekend. See Charles come back in for Smallbone, would like to have a centre forward start for this one not false 9, maybe rest the armstrong's. Not sure of Che is fit but I'd like to see Mara start as a CF if he isn't as he "could" link up well with Charly and Sully as they seem to try and attack more creatively anyway so why not try them together as I would guess they would be on similar wavelengths. And before I get the "he's useless" etc he's in the French u21 team and they seem to know talent and Russ seems to like him and he's been doing well in training according to him so I say reward that. The stop start opportunities these young outfield players are getting isn't helping too much, I'd like to give Charles and Mara a full game occasionally and do like wise with other like SAA etc over the coming months.

To be fair most of Newcastle's possession seemed to be in the PSG half

Last 2 games he's been among the best players for us

I have to say that was the ugliest football win I've watched for a while but of course am happy. Best players: - Downs - HWB -Honourable mention - Bazunu - slow start but passing and saves were great