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Full disclosure on Kompany. I've followed him for the last few years and said on here in the summer when he joined Burnley i thought he would be dog shit. Please do not listen to my comments or views on managers, i know less that i do about footballers.

There is only one man for the job, get him in and Gareth as his assistant.

Genuine question. What metrics, characteristics do clubs look for when recruiting managers? Cant just be the baseline results, is it just a case of how they play, man management and references or is there some underlying metrics they help pick out the wheat from the chaff? Ps I'm not rasmus looking for help.

What have the club got to do first ? Manager or players. I know it doesn't have to be linear but feels like we need a manager first before transfers/sales etc

Mainly bad and pisses of most of his owners

Hopefully wilcox has looked at enough of our games, our players, checked the contracts and has an exit list as well as incoming. Anyway I am always hopeful in pre-season as factually we havent been proven to be shit yet so there is a chance that for once we might not be.

Yeah that was what I was hoping. City dont see us as a competitor anymore with our imminent relegation so let him start early as we are proper fucked if hans christen wankersen is in charge again.

Potential new cluster fuck alert. When does Wilcox start his new job June 1? We need a manager in place by then surely as preseason will probably start around Jul 1st. Whose going to lead the recruitment of the manager and also transfers, is Wilcox leading that ? Or are we at anskersen shit show season 2 ?

Yeah it's like our season with Adams and Ings working together scoring goals just doesnt register. We were playing 4-2-2-2 as well so no excuse to not try 2 actual strikers up front or one slightly deeper.

To be honest we are fucked now, doesn't matter whose in charge. He will no doubt keep not playing tall Paul in any game just put of principle whilst Moi and Arma get games. Dunno what to think to be honest, so many people on different levels have fucked up this season, only one without blame is dragan whose spend a record amount this season, suppose you could blame him for allowing ankerson and Kraft to fuck it up so spectacularly.

Finally I have a reason to stop watching, think I'll go and buy some beer instead and sit in the sun rather than plug it in. Will check score later, hopefully I'm the curse.

Yeah so brave he won't pick a striker, maybe he should be brave for a change.

In Selles world it's all about the system and selles has said time and time again we are great with a good system so he gets 3pt for each good system he creates. In the real world you need people who can get the ball in the net, by arse, by dick, it doesn't matter, goals make the difference not systems. Fucking numpty

I guess rasmus has an interesting way to making goztepe a bigger club than us.

Don't worry tomorrow I've heard we are going to try and do an even worse selection. Disclaimer: I haven't heard shit

My take is this. We give and have given JWP stick here cos he is our main hope of winning games and when we don't we all complain our centre mid captain hasn't won it for us cos he's had a normal game. Form goes up and down for the best players but if you look at our forwards and our non attacking forwards they are permanently shit so JWP is the Messiah which is unfair, but hey fuck it I bet he's the most pissed off of all of us with this shit. He's had a couple of feel good seasons when our team was good but since then we've been average to crap and he's been pulling us out of the shit every season while most of the team around him under performs.

Someone bring a pack of danish bacon, a 4 pack of carlsberg (drunk) and a box of Lego and throw it on the pitch in protest. These danish jokers need to know we are very upset.

Fixed it

Under deliver concede goals pick players who arent in form use rubbish slogans hang around the bottom half of the table buyer players who arent worth the fee's recruit managers who always have 1 management flaw

100% agree with this, we need a name and the only name's we can get are players who are realitively new to the management game. SR have already said they are not adverse to picking a manager who has failed but, Viera - sacked at Nice and Palace Parker - sacked at Bournemouth and Brugge Gerrard - Title winner at Rangers and sacked at Villa - Gerrard would be the one out of those 3 for me but the question mark is did he lose his brain when beale left him ?

Wow you know why they call him Big yeah, you must have a load of ky and a good doctor.

Just a question are we allowed to play strikers in the championship or are they banned there as well ?

Bullshitter like king cnut