Convict Colony

can't wait to see a lot of willy hanging out for the next year

The only clause I care about is Santa Claus - I just want this to be over so we can get on with slagging him off before our 1st friendly.

Surely this prem league v champ's league argument can be clarified by a lawyer and a football league/EPL person.

Hahahahahahahahahahah that would be epic

If we can all submit our reviews of our season and players and then get AI to link it all together as show notes with references to posters and then get it to use John Inman voice to read it out I'd listen to it.

Think MLG if he was a next level troll he would reply to each of those points and pick out faults with what they said and why he isn't a bellend and they are

The real tragedy is he was the exact sort of profile who Jones wanted but the manager the following week wanted a different type of forward. Not the players fault just incompetent decision making from the board.

To be honest I think there could be a tonne more movement than usual this summer in a lot of leagues and the not usual clubs getting poached by the big boys. The Saudi league is currently trying to dismantle Real Madrid by offering benzema and modric a boatload of cash this week when real have probably spent most of their budget already on Bellingham, so they need to spend again. Juventus seem to be looking for affordable players, AC Milan are shopping around the loftus-cheek spend bracket. Would expect the Saudis have plans for players in other leagues as well including EPL for name players 32+ with hardly any contract left. I think really Saudi is the new China and will disrupt the transfer window massively this summer, remember Pelle getting something like 180k a week in China it was insane.

Think game time mattered when he was moving to us basically a sideways move. Moving to Juventus tho that is a different level and I don't think any player can expect to play a lot. I know they have that young eng guy there and he got decent minutes last year, maybe he's off and they want a replacement?

Yeah I think next season is the one where his potential goalscoring can turn into goalscoring - refine him as a better footballer away from the EPL

Never stop MLG never stop, the world needs your pedantic energy 👍

Lets hope someone thinks the same for tall Paul

Hahahahhahahaha just saw this

Juventus being linked with you and people think he should swear his undying loyalty to a team of 5 months who hardly played him then got relegated. If I was him I'd be down to tango in the championship as his wages will still be much better than he had in France but if someone was interested in the window whose a great opportunity and the club accept it then I'd defo give it a look. Think that's what he means it's out of his hands, if saints accept a bid then he'll look but I don't think he's going to agitate for a move tho.

To be honest I'm will the club on this one. Be a hardass with Swansea now on Martin, mark their card we won't be push overs before we go back and buy some of their players.

At least we won't have to go to Luton or Burnley this year

I always get the feeling from when Kraft talks he says the same thing over and over again just in different ways. Dragon seem authentic and I like him. And Rasmus is Rasmus. Read a good article in the athletic this morning on feyenoords slot who had this quote which got me worried given all the above and Russell Process Martin. "Slot had a clear tactical vision but even he acknowledges that “if a coach only talks about the process, then nine out of 10 times, the results are bad"

You've used your allotted 3 questions for today.

Patience is a virtue is more than 1 word bro. Does that make me MLG?

This is what happens when you brief the media, don't announce, we then start filling the void with our own narrative.

Weird I can't see it on my feed, maybe I've got myself on ignore.

Wait did someone just delete my post with the tweet

Boys saint Rob is gunning for u.

Wales just past Cardiff

hopefully our summer recruitment transactions are faster than bitcoin