Convict Colony

Jesus Christ, saying someone should be sacked for picking a team. What next sacking someone cos you don't like a player bought.

Glad we are all giving Moi shit, he's guaranteed to score now 😉

Last B team match

Will we make to half time before someone starts a Selles out thread 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though disappointed with bednerak but if the only ready/fit option is lyanco then I can understand. Alvarez not playing is annoying, not sure Moi or Stuart have done but I'm guessing the system we want to play and concentration is more important than players individual talent. Come on saints no fucking about now, let's go for the most improved award this season and deliver a 2-0 win.

Ok bednerak only plays because Salisu got injured and he's better than lyanco. Also fair play Selles has gone full slick for today's game, could be his only EPL game so might as well look good. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cozku75jpsI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

It's reported Salisu picked up a knock yesterday

Am guessing it's the players in defence and midfield that understand the press the best

What has happened to DCC, Orsic and Salisu !!!

Think this is about the 5th time i've said 2-0 to us and today i feel is the day when i break out the randy marsh jizzing on his computer gif at full time. Sexy Selles football, The Siege Tower making inspector gadget look like he has short legs and the Predator skinning people (curcella pulled a sickie i bet)

not going to happen bro we are going sexy selles time, I can feel it in my plums

I feel 1000% certain he wont be in the squad, if he starts selles has lost me.

Maldives scheduled to be underwater by 2050 - think australia has said it will take them

If it doesnt work out for Selles he can run workshops on giving press conferences to welsh managers. Sounded very very good and pretty clear on his role and I especially liked the bit where blackmore asked him about having to change from being everyone's friend to being a cunt and he basically said that's the dinosaur approach nowadays.

This is how we need to play to get wins,, trying to defend and keeping it tight is impossible for us, go play like we did v city for the rest of the season. Fans want us to have a go and if we are not good enough such is life but if the players play with enjoyment and positivity then they can achieve anything.

He's got the Chelsea game as we couldn't get a decent manager in beforehand, who knows what happens after.

need the 1-1 ability and physicality/pace as I expect a lot of through balls from chelsea and we need someone to destroy murydk who has wheels so KWP and ABK cover that side.

Big Willy; KWP, ABK, Salisu, Perraud; Lavia, JWP; Orisic, Alcaraz, Sulemana; Onuachu. I want a sexy blend of croatian experience (big game merchant), athletic ability from our CBs, argie fire and african wizardry Chucking in Big Willy for the game as an ex-chelsea player so not overawed.

Thanks I missed this one

Hahaha since we signed the siege tower I've got genk on my mind.

Just read that Parker has won 1 out of the 8 games he's been in charge of at genk. For those that keep mentioning him.

Hes only been here for 22 games

He's done changes in quite a few games that have had an effect

Anyway I want selles to do well cos I know Jones will be watching on TV fuming, punching his cat and praying to God for forgiveness. And cos I want us to win a game for 3pts

Cos I watched it on TV as it was happening multiple times and he came up to Ralph and they had a energetic discussion and then a change gets made etc. It might be him and Ralph but he was at least involved in these positive changes. I especially enjoyed his involvement in subbing bednerak off and then watching his meltdown on the bench.

As opposed to what's happened this season already, clusterfuck is our new norm