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Convict Colony

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  1. Fullbacks getting bummed, Baz not inspiring confidence, arma and Moi being them, Carlos running the streets with Theo.
  2. A better choice
  3. Whoever can get us scoring goals. ok ok in fact employ me just found this training guide to score goals https://www.soccercoachweekly.net/drills-and-games/drills/how-to-switch-the-attack-to-score-more-goals
  4. ok bro's am confused, do i go with my stupid optimistic pick of us scoring goals with a 2-0 or do i start eating the shit sandwich southampton fc have been feeding me this season and say 5-0 arsenal. I think my best course of action maybe is to think we are playing on saturday and miss the game and see the result in the morning.
  5. Agree Think a lot of these coaches have become tactically dependent on how they play their football rather than using tactics as the springboard for an identity. They watch the opposition game and go "ok we need to play like this to beat them" so become tinkermen who have secret pep fantasy's about how clever they are tactically. Someone needs to just go fuck it, lets ossie ardiles it for the last few games and fuck off defending as our main focus point and instead focus on attacking and try and score more than them.
  6. Let me be the first to say if JWP goes then he wasn't very good anyway and it's easy to score free kicks but how many assists from a corner does he have.
  7. Half this forum ?
  8. 1. Worst Player of the Season - Moi 2. Worst Manager. - Jones 3. Worst Team Performance of the Season - Too much to choose and i expect a worldie to occur v arsenal 4. Most Embarrassing Moment - recalling bednerak 5. Biggest Player Disappointment - Adams I had high hopes for some goals this season but his main goal has been to lie on the physio table when he's not playing for scotland. 6. Who is responsible for this shit show - Ankersen
  9. Too soon
  10. He could see all of the above as a great opportunity to make his mark. They always say its better to take over a shit show than a well run ship as people can see the difference you make.
  11. Think I will shave my balls with rusty razor blades on Fri night then, a better watch, if you want my onlyfans just let me know.
  12. Its the saints way, stay in the premier league with no money then spend a shit tonne and get relegated. If carlsberg did irony (danish reference intended)
  13. Its fair to say for this season
  14. Striker was our undoing, i understand to risk getting Ramos but we needed another guy we were also courting and could get straight after.
  15. Let me be the first to say i havent got a clue. Does a name manager work in championship ? can an aggressive young manager work ? do we need a seasoned performer in that league ? etc etc etc Maybe we can be the first AI manager club and get it to run the team.
  16. At least it's nice for selles, he doesn't look at the table so in his world we are still not shit. Couldn't score in a brothel, fall into a bucketful of tits we'd come out sucking our thumb etc etc. Jesus we just can't fucking score a goal, and defend like a Frenchman whose moved into a nunnery. We are fucking shit.
  17. Went to get more 🍻 so missed the last 20mins, seems it was a wise investment
  18. The upside is hopefully we have a team and manager we can believe in next year. Or the saints way is to fuck up the summer transfer and then appoint the u18 coach cos his metrics are the best in the world.
  19. Fuck it get tall paul and mara on and start pinging balls into the box, would at least expect mara to be a bit more confident in scoring
  20. thanks needed it purely for the pop up
  21. thank god only 1 min extra
  22. need puncheon back to show them how to deal with that
  23. can someone tell me if we have scored a goal from a corner this season ?
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