Convict Colony

Chelsea are like a chick that has been buying some boy chocolates all year, been super nice and telling him she'd take him on holiday with her family, she's about to seal the deal and then the female exchange student from Spain turns up and bangs him on the first night.

Can make no higher complement than i've just put in Aribo into my fantasy team. Mr Tickle is gonna be the new Asprilla.

Jesus we will never see a window like this ever again, already we are at a lot of players, it's like we a newly promoted team splashing the cash.

You've just described Redmonds career.

Sounds like the good old days walking around the nightclub letting women know my interest but i had better targets I wanted first.

Eurgh this political nonsense is now infecting here, I'm here for MLG correcting people, rumours and supersaint posting news as his fulltime job. Thank god I left the uk ages ago.

Welcome Sekou and more importantly I'd like to welcome our first club milf Audrey, she's giving me stiflers mum vibes.

Think Bolgna are very interested in him, available for 10mil euro

Think Tadic was the last truly creative player we had who started most games, we need an assist machine in his mould from somewhere. Someone who can see a run, pass instantly rather than moving the ball around looking for an overload. Looking at the eredevsie tadic is still bossing it, but Karlson defo has something about him

Seasons not begun yet and Chelsea have already lost 2 games this pre-season, maybe they will be lower 😉

Hopefully he didnt watch the game

hahahahaha cheeky edit

I'd happily spunk 23mil of someone elses money on him.

Can shields get delap to agitate for a move to help grease the wheels #levystyle

This your first pre-season then ?

Does he still have that simple jack look or has it evolved

Yeah am not seeing any

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You laugh but i've got a stream for the seychelles v madagascar game, huge Indian ocean derby. I've been to both places but have to back the Pirates (seychelles) for this game although down 1-0

Funny you should mention that as I've been watching Samu Moses Phiri who is top scorer with the green buffalo's in the Zambian super league, great player could be a useful addition.

yeah will check my regular places later

A bloke named Masi

3pm i believe uk time and i am sure there will be a stream somewhere

Not followed too much of this but demble downed tools at Celtic or and Fulham if I remember and is now looking to see out his contract at Lyon. He seems the wrong fit and influence for our team

He's used adobe to sign it 🤣