Convict Colony

I'm sure i read Celtic started pre-season today for the likes of Bobby Stokes etc, has Vic been in a tournament or something ?

I can confirm we are not signing the french football player currently on holiday in the seychelles as he is here and doesn't look like he is on the phone to his agent much. He is french as he looks french because he is wearing green speedo's and how do I know he is a football player, his missus is much fitter than him. Green Speedo's = Saint Etiennne non ?

u guys are old as ****, you don't plug no phone in anymore boys, you click the sync using wifi box on the summary tab and that **** gets done when you is in the crib yo!

I saw him in the lord of the rings, he lived in the same village as those baggins numpties.

I saw him in the lord of the rings, he lived in the same village as those baggins numpties.

If this does happen and it is a fluke on my part does that mean i am a ITK ? 6th June

The last 7yrs I've lived in Australia, Singapore and now South Africa so like others Saintsweb and watching game either online or on tv in South Africa as they show tonnes of games.

plays anywhere http://www.whoscored.com/Players/19377/

Ever Banega as our 2nd central midfielder (Jack Corks job) Been running Valencia this season and a Argie. http://www.whoscored.com/Players/33724

5 players in. £55m maximum spend; Mine based purely on a belief that these could in this hypothetical world be possible. 1 valued at £15m+ (max 25ish) - Artur Vidal - Juventus - CM 1 valued between £10m-15m - Gonzalo Castro - Bayer Leverkusen -Everywhere 2 valued between £5m-10m - Mehdi Benatia Udinese - CB, Juan Cuadrado - Fiorentina - RW 1 free transfer - Fagner from Wolfsburg purely for the Lols.

Reminds me of Roy's recruitment.

Have to say no way I can see the Don buying anyone from Blackpool after winning his showdown talks, expect Italy or Spain to provide the quality improvement. I'm not sure if Milt's blatant b*llsh*tting about Kelvin has worried all those former ITK's but its tumbleweed quiet on here.

Not quicker than he can, let's just ask him why he got banned and what the joke was and voila

It's bear season and I'm a redneck with a case of beer and a 12 gauge

Thinking about it he is gonna be unbearable (see what I did there) so I think we go into beat down mode if he hasn't got some interesting stories from his time staring into the abyss.

Too right I'm changing mine to a bear hunting sign.

Without being viewed as cynical on South African news they are saying she is taking the baby back as then she avoids prosecution in china as it was an "accident". If that is the case then china may well make wicked gadgets at cheap prices and make Karl pilkington dry gag but its a morally bankrupt country, reminds me of the 2 trucks who ran over the same 5 yr old in the street and people continued walking past the dead body for an hour or something (from memory).

Where is this dumb bear yo's ? I could of sworn Pyongyang Saint said he would be back on Thursday yo and in Saaafffff aaaaffrriikkaaa it's thurs now otherwise known as Phuza Thursday = get ****ed

Does this mean you are exercising cos you is really fat yo and have man boobs ?

Surely we do what we normally do and pretend he isn't there and ignore all his posts ?

hahahaha fairplay.

Don't suppose we can buy 14yr olds off AC Milan can we ?

West Ham are really going for a youth policy aren't they ! "Massimo Ambrosini has an offer from West Ham should he terminate his Milan love affair at the end of the season. According to Sport Mediaset, the 35-year-old could be set for a move to England if he isn’t offered a new 12-month deal at Milanello."

Based solely on what I have read here http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2013/05/is-it-time-for-roma-and-osvaldo-to-kiss-and-make-up/ I would prefer Lamela rather than Osvaldo. Plays right midfield/forward and is more of a team player. If anyone is really a bored a list of all the Argentineans who play in Serie A maybe useful.

Why do I get the feeling we have been posting longer about Bearsy's banning longer than he has actually been baned for ?