Convict Colony

Vanishing girls caught my attention

Boooommmm Article to accompany above diagram with same commentary as most of the above. http://footballspeak.com/post/2012/02/01/Marcelo-Bielsa-An-Enigma.aspx

All those months ago of me posting Biesla and chile's tactics have paid off for you, gonna dig that bad boy out and re-post

Some more on the Bleacher report - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1593564-mauricio-pochettino-how-his-tactics-at-southampton-are-taking-out-the-big-boys

Looking ahead a few years i reckon this will be most of you.

Hang on I've seen her before in a somewhat nastier place than LA

Am I crazy but would lambert, Rodriguez and lallana be not a bad forward 3 for England.

I really hate managers who call up players who are sh*t but because they are playing a big clubs they get picked, Saw the below stat earlier about the premier league for Ricky v Welbeck Chances created: Lambert - 62. Welbeck - 18. Chance conversion: Lambert - 67%. Welbeck - 25%. Goals: Lambert - 13. Welbeck - 1. Another few: Lambert- 13 PL goals. Rooney- 11 goals. Defoe- 10 goals. Sturridge- 4 goals. Welbeck- 1 goal.

The reason we lost the game is this. Southampton were excellent and played better than us. Well done Saints and bad day at the office for the reds. Noone needs to get sacked or sold. Sometimes in football you get beat. It's just that our poor start to the season has left us needing the impossible. http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/334192-Southampton-Liverpool-POST-MATCH-THREAD?p=8823986#post8823986 Only time i check someone else forum is after a win.

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Ok undisclosed, thought to be between 16-20m according to wiki, I will take that back then, imagine if we spent that much on Forren and left him out.

Oh I thought he cost about 23m, where is a statto when you need one

Am gonna guesstimate that Henderson who is on their bench cost about the same as our team and subs.

hahahahahhahaha my bad

Against Jos it will be like warthogs being marked by a giraffe, hahaha yeah fair point but they aren't going to get the ball as our forwards and midfield will press making them hoof it up field where the giraffe comes into his own. Just to round off the animal usage, Morgan is our Honeybadger, runs all day, fearless and just doesn't give a f*ck. I am the Attenborough of saintsweb

If liverpool continue their buying policy they will give the 7 dwarfs a run for their money. Don't think any of the front 3 are too fast so will be interesting, doesnt suarez become an inside right forward when sturridge plays so he is against luke. Should be good

Oh god I'd forgotten about the cr*p summariser us sun dwellers get, most of them see the game as well as stevie wonder.

Thought I better put the bench up then - Southampton substitutes: K. Davis (GK), Fonte, S. Davis, Forren, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Puncheon

Tres attacking non ? I expect to see our front 4 all swapping positions and sides surely ?

Southampton team: Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Cork, Lallana ©, Ramírez, Rodriguez, Lambert.

I never thought Bearsy was from america, I know he also loves bear's but this seems extreme !! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160017/Man-arrested-FOURTH-time-having-sex-teddy-bear-public.html

Hey I've been doing it since Feb and it kicks your a*se. I average about 1000 cals burnt in 1hr, in the hour you warm up (usually 1km run then some dynamic activities, lunges, cartwheels etc), then its technique for 30mins, then the WOD which is where the pain is. Trust me you feel awesome after but during you are just surviving. Work is interferring a bit for me at the moment so been lax the last week, however am back onto it on Monday so if this thread is still going I wil post what I did and my polar heart rate stats if anyone is interested. Highest cals burn't in 1 hr was 1300 !!!! I am not fit either but have been very before so I expect 3-4 weeks of pain before I stop being sh*t and become average.

Sweet, those lazy eucalyptus eating f*cks are just plain sh*t and ruining the fearsome reputation of more awesome ones like the Kodiak or Polar bear and even the transvestite loving vagabond one known as Bearsy.

Where will the bear hate end ? Will we have to stop watching Yogi bear and his cousin booboo, I used to love watching Gentle Ben as a kid although the dude in the waders was defo dodgy. Fozzie bear (wocka wocka wocka) was not your average bear, Baloo from the jungle book loved an indian (King Luie was better though). and what about the Chicago bears ? or even Bear Grylls !!!! I normally like to join vigilante hit squads but against most bears I will pass, but please sign me up tho if a koala bear ever joins the board, they are just lazy aussie c*nts.

Interesting fact for you (or maybe not) My folks went visit FI over xmas for a holiday (yeah I know) but the interesting thing about this is that they bumped into the head legal dude out there who runs the islands prison. They currently have 5 inmates and of those 4 have been convicted of being peodo's !!! Also a scottish dude also broke into the prision as he missed visiting hours and wanted to see his mate.