Block 5

Of course we will get promoted. All we need is: 1) Loads of cash to get a really good manager. 2) Loads of cash to get some really good players. 3) Er. 4) That's it.

Does anyone know how long a 'period of exclusivity' would last? I need to know whether I should invest in a bespoke F5 tapper.

Oh really?!?

You fellas just ain't street, innit. Aiiiiiight.

Our new home kit for next season - FACT.

Post of the day!

"Mysterious overseas bidder". For some reason this phrase makes me laugh every time I see it.

I was wondering if Morph's assertions that Salz is fronting a bid of last resort have any basis in fact or are they merely the result of reading the Echo whilst imagination runs at warp factor 10. No disrespect to you Morph. You are a much valued and respected poster on this forum. All IMHO of course. PS. What are the references to loo roll about? Seemed like a bit of a dig. Is Morph in charge of loo roll procurement at the council?

Who is this creditor? Someone from Aviva, Barclays etc? Or a programme seller from SMS? Who are you Dainty Dave? Bournemouth fan? Marc Jackson's jilted lover? HelpmeRhonda? Tommac? Saint David?

Er....... we are not in the championship.

You assume correctly my friend.

I say yes. But as has already been said, it won't be the billionaire we all dream off. I imagine Derek Trotter will be our new owner.

Get back in your caravan and STFU.

Take your poetry to the lounge please ladies......

What he said......

Great idea Amesbury. I will pop into Barclays tomorrow and ask for a £4M overdraft. :cool:

Let's boycott Barclays and Aviva.

Fry is definitely not ITK - FACT!

Plastic!

I can.

You are obviously NOT wearing your sunglasses.

:rock:

I take it you haven't heard James Brown's version of "Oh When the Saints" from his 1974 album "Hell". Click the link and press the little play button (top right). THIS is THE tune that our players should walk out to. http://www.last.fm/music/James+Brown/_/When+the+Saints+Go+Marching+In :cool:

You're fired! Get a new name........