Julian H. Cope

I cannot speak for the majority but I would say yes. What does everyone else think? Answers on a postcard & send them to Alvin Martin c/o Anal Stabbers & Removals,Camberwick Green,Herts.

Careful now.Galliano might just write a song about that.

I am listening to Luna by The Aliens. My favourite album of the year so far.

I enjoyed that film.I don't like high brow reviews.Good/Bad/F*cking sh*t will suffice. I am a man of limited intelligence.

This would be a good start.

TBH,I think of Tiggs everytime I log on.I just hope & pray he is actually the man I have dreamed of.Intelligent & witty and the c*ck of a Shetland.

I am hoping that this is Tiggs.I really would furiously relieve him. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WNk14Wtcg

Sat - Eng vs Aus at Twickenham Mainlined vodka for most of the day. Sun - Spent 4 hours in Games Workshop painting orcs. Listened to a Gary Glitter Best of. Touched myself furiously. Played WoW for 8 hours. Mon - Built a mountain pass for my model railway. W*nked over a photo of all your Mums. Drunk Jaeger-bombs all day. Oh 8/10

Iron Man on Blu-Ray. It rocked my ******** off. There I said it.

Violens - Trance Like Turn Chairlift - Planet Health Kraak & Smaak - Funk Ass Rotator

I like to smear it in my pants,and then later on lick it off in front of horrified dinner guests. Bunch of James Blunt loving c*nts. Also on a lighter note this forum seems to have lost its mojo. I vow to find it."Thundercats"

Annie Nightingale - Y4K. Deadmau5 Mixmag CD Feb 08. The Document - Andy Smith.

The entire works of Daft Punk. Au revoir.

That is one of my all time favourite movie quotes.Clarence Boddicker is a genius.

Oh yes,boss tune.

I'm really looking forward to Christmas.I've got my kids presents from Poundland. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces. Little bas*ards.

I would jizz on his quiff.

I am currently enjoying the aural delights of Luna an album made by The Aliens. I am also being delighted by the sounds of Burial and his long player entitled Untrue. Nice to be back amongst you c**ts.

I've been away for a while.Why are we still here? Has INS spammed himself to death yet? And why won't Tiggs be my lover?

Can we move this into Golden Threads please. It hurt my sides and made tea come out of my nose.

Let's not beat about the bush here.Pancake's avatar is f***ing sh*t. And those adverts are for Neals Yard Mung Bean Eating Stinking of Patchouli Oil Hippy C**ts.

Swervedriver - Raise Dr.Phibes & The House Of Wax Equations - Whirlpool(Absolutely immense album from 1991.Lead singer later went mad and did a spell in chokey for something proper nawty)

It's much nicer than helmet cheese.