saint lard

Game over,thank fook

Colchester game over,3-3.

3 mins stoppage time

Freekick goes just wide.

Hartlepool freekick in a dangerous position.....

My clipper muscle is twitching.

Come on Brentford, hang on.

Corner to 'pool,just went close. Saints are sounding very nervy

David Prutton scores the equaliser for Colchester.

I am embarrased for him,what were Sky thinking. He can hardly string a sentence together

Blimey West Ham are deep in the ****e,0-3 Wolves.

Corner to Hartlepool...hotley disputed by saints

Hammond goes close,keeper makes a good save..... Lambert corner is crap

Oh, FFS.

Block 120,Row 1.

Downhill

Lard is smug.

That will be £1m please...ta, http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2901477/Prem-Lge-fine-Pompey-1m.html

Venison,Sprouts,Roast Parsnips(basted in honey),Roast Potatos,Green Beans,Kale,Cauliflower cheese,Leeks,Carrots and swede mashed with copius amounts of black pepper. Bread sauce(yes i know it should be with paultry but it is gorgeous) and Lemon and Thyme stuffing,this has to be roasted in balls until very crispy. Proper gravy made from the jus of the meat.

table does not lie...... it's possible until mathmatically impossible....GD could be crucial,thankfully we are dandy in that dept. http://www.skysports.com/football/league/0,19540,11718,00.html

Colchester losing

Swindon equalise

Skates take the lead,bugger.

Lambert...............Get in ,2-0

Penalty saints