saint lard

I would be happy to consolidate our position in the CCC this season,and hopefully push on towards a possible play off position next season. This scenario is not beyond the realms of possibility IMO. However with the multi billion pound take over that is due tomorrow i expect us to be crowned CCC champions by the begining of next April,and Shearer named manager of the year coupled with BWP winning the golden boot,Thus earning and England call up.

I am cautiously chuffed.

The keel fell off during the Fastnet race,just prior to the Whibread race,i think. He was Staying at the hotel i worked at as a chef in Gosport at the time. Hectic time,i was doing buffets at times like 4am and all sorts of wierd times, just after the boats arrived back at Camper and Nicholsons boat yard . Espirit d'equipe (sp) the French boat won it if i recall,they sailed in the harbour with a blow up doll on attached to the wheel. I maanaged to pilfer the Tri-colour of the back.

On his way back to Vietnam now,back to square one then.

Minnie Driver was so up herself it was untrue. Hank Azaria,from the Simpsons was a blast,as was Mathew perry from Friends. Simon Le Bon was very accomodating,showed me around his yacht,Drum England,just prior to doing the whitbread round the world race. Could mention others,but that is just name dropping.

England 2-1 down.

Czech Republic regain the lead.2-1.Barwick must be so proud of his managerial appointments,ok that is a bit harsh on Capello...i suppose.

Get David Ike down there,i can tell you first hand his seminars are truly entertaining.

1-1,half time.

He is leaving his post at the end of the year,breaking news on SSN. He's been in charge since 2005,i don't really recall him making any good decisions,perhaps you could enlighten me.

Brian Barwick, FA chief executive to leave his post,this just breaking on SSN,perhaps the **** poor showing tonight thus far by England and the gaffer he appointed has helped him to make this decision.

The one i went to was called circus,circus. Rollercoaster in the foyer and on the roof,never again i swear.

He's now been refused entry to Hong Kong. I hope he's paying for all these flights.

He won't be returning as soon as anticipated,his onward flight left without him,he was not aboard due to claiming he was having a heart attack......either justice is being served, or how convenient is that.

They used to be a good evenings entertainment,if only i new then what i know now.

Hot dogs, pretzels,waffles with maple syrup whilst in NY. Ok, you can get all of the above over here,but none have come upto scratch IMO.

If he was locked up, like others that are incarserated,tax payers money goes towards the running of the said prisons and secure units i thought. Maybe i am mistaken.

Well,he's been released and is on his way back to Blighty. I feel ashamed i went too see one of his gigs, therefore lining his pockets with cash. He was convicted here for having obscene pics of nippers,convicted overseas for kiddy fiddling,should walk straight back into a secure unit and the key thown away IMO. Unfortunately more of mine and other tax payers money would keep him in more than comfortable surroundings though. Apparently he still earns 50k a year on royalties and it has been reported that he has a new album in the offing. I know he's done his time,he'll go on the offenders register for life. Is that punishment enough?

Does my bum look big in this?

Will you be my girlfriend please

My Xanadu would be to have a Saints supporting gilfriend,we would go to the game together,enjoy the highs and lows together,enjoy scolding hot wonderous pies and warm flat pre-poured beers together. She could fulfill all her shopping needs at the magastore,his and hers matching pants and lingerie,all sponsored by FlyBe. On the way home we could reminise over the events of the game and giggle like schoolchildren at the comedy genius that is Mike Osman,ohh how we would laugh. We would clamber into our bed,heady with the days events,caress each others bodies,being careful not to accidently peel off the sponsorship logo. Just as we reach our orgasmic union......she would scream....Phillips slots it home....this is where my Xanadu ends. I wish i had a girlfriend.

Will the new server cope when we get taken over,apologies,when and IF we get taken over.

They look awful in replica shirts

£2.5 million is the touted offer from Reading,according to Meridian.

I agree with you completely,but it dosen't diguise the fact that he is still going to endeavour to play the way he thinks best even when the squad is diminishing beyond a reasonable amount of recognised players with talent. He may well be a "yes" man,but that dosen't mean he is enjoying what is happening around him,he will wan't success,like us. It does him no good at all being the fall guy for our failings,due to the sale of players,when it is completely out of his hands. Hence i have sympathy for him.