hypochondriac

Messages like this also make me lol: What is the obsession over there with using overly emotive language and being over the top? Can they not see how cringeworthy and embarrassing they sound? It was the same with Avram.

Am astoundingly deluded post from pompeyonline:

Did your ... after Zaha imply that we would be making a bid?

Boris is a legend. He speaks a lot of sense.

Has he agreed to our terms?

The off centre S makes that slightly unsettling.

Does your yet imply that a bid will happen?

Gotcha. Suppose we don't need Palace's agreement then.

How can we offer the player a deal if we haven't agreed a deal with Palace?

We don't know if either of them are true...

Hasn't happened yet!

I would rather have Naughton TBH but in terms of value maybe Clyne is better.

Sounds about right. Will Michu play on the right in that scenario?

Don't be ridiculous.

I think he said English.

Forgot about that. Would be slightly disappointing when you consider the other names that have been linked. Still probably a good signing.

Poll please mods?

TBF we have signed two players so far and only one is young who can improve.

Quite a few on pompeyonline saying things like "why cant they leave us alone?" Quite a few still do not get it.

TBF every english player that costs a fee we have been linked with is very decent. Any of them would be good.

Did your school have yearly cushion making competitions?

I hope it's Jarvis.

Ha this is my new favourite thread for today. FWIW the second one is clearly the best. How could you both be twelve when you say there is now a two year gap?

Not sure I agree that the fans are blameless though. They were quitprepared not to question anything during the good times. Not a single protest until it was too late.

I actually feel slightly sorry for him now. It is quite amusing when you do it to skates though.