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It keeps the playful vulgarity and makes clear it’s figurative in context — French readers will instantly get the intended banter. Every days a school day.

Cheers for posting Christophe and keep on contributing if you want to. I'm not going to start metaphorically sucking you off though. I'm sure you're old enough to look after yourself.

This however is a message I can get behind

Slightly confused messaging here.

Hasn't this made a slight profit though? So arguably it has worked out and might hopefully fund the next speculative punt we farm off to one of the other clubs in the network. I'm still slightly peeved though that he one great player that does get developed as Goztepe didn't come here though.

How much for the other leg?

The total bastard. He's scuppering the deal! Doesn't he realise?

I'm looking forward to this Armenian moving somewhere in Europe in a week or two and us going for a slightly lesser light around about the same time. No doubt some on here will be bitterly complaining that chat on here is what ruined the transfer. If only we'd kept quiet and respected the club's secret squirrel tactics!

Perhaps we should respect though Turkish that that club want to keep this under wraps. The fact you're talking about this now could scupper the deal.

Lol. I actually laughed out loud.

Nah why would I? Murdering Jewish wankers genociding everyone for sport...

Alfie's sources are likely people working at the club but that doesn't mean they know everything about transfers. The idea that we are keeping it quiet and clubs don't know about him is obviously rubbish because even random fans know about him!

What a load of bollocks. Keeping it quiet my arse. We all know about it, it's in Russian media and some random Armenian bloke on twitter. It's not a secret.

Do you support Palestine Action?

I could certainly see that. Newcastle covering Ramsdale's wages and the payment for the season would more than cover that.

They offered more.

Why?

I hope one of the loans is David brooks.

Priority for a loan though?

I hope the loanee keeper is a good one so Bazunu has competition in case he goes off the boil. Right back and winger would be my guess for the others. Hopefully the exciting one is the winger.

RB and two wingers maybe? And Spetsyan in the 10 possibly.

That ball for the last goal was something else. He's going to be our best player this year.

Any idea on the Armenian bloke and how likely it is?

Yep. Nothing up front but statistically by far the better team. But dodgy at the back still and lacking creativity but if we can get a couple of smart signings we should win a lot of games.

Bring on the fucking tractor boys.