Roger

Koeman said he hasn't signed yet.

Pass me the sickbag.

They should be low. Club are way behind expectations with signings at this moment in time.

So who we signing then mate more than one?

Because he's known to always be right.

You know that do you mate? Who is it? In that case thanks billy.

Why did you say someone was having a medical today kbilly? Obviously not true?

No tadic lol. Clueless.

Where did k billy say there'd be a medical today?

Is he usually right?

Who said there was a medical today?

Absolute rubbish mate.

Bunch of jokers. Disgrace what's going on.

Boruc is not going anywhere. We will now have two good goalies.

Can we have a few clues about what other signings may happen monk please as you are a great source and very respected mate.

Who?

Wanyama goes off we concede. The guy is immense.

What about a goalie?

How sure are you we will sign someone today.

The Andrew guy who posted is it apparantly full of ****.

Who told u that?

Thanks for getting my hopes up mate a bit annoying!

How'd you know?

Believe me he was worse than anyone ever imagined and I knew him well.

Steve has already said on twitter that he thinks poch was always going to go and was almost sacked by cortèse in dec. is this true Steve? Mind you cortèse probably told kl we'd be in chamions league if we shelled out the money on osvaldo watch in summer so maybe that's why he nearky sacked him when we had poor dec.