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No harm in giving it a go at weekends, if it takes off then you have a nice predicament to contemplate.

Now the world don't move To the beat of just one drum What might be right for you Might not be right for some

We were kicked off the park that day, it really is as simple as that..

Agree that the Naaaarrrrge situation should not be used as a template for success with regards to transfer activity. Am I right in thinking that West Ham have only signed George John from MLS? The January transfer window is a very difficult time to add real quality, we may have actually performed quite well all things considered.

Oh really?

Honestly, the low level wummery on here is embarrassing. Dune is the issue here NOT Turkey.

Grannies... not Great Grannies - you sicko

In an ironic twist, Wayne Rooney also has an off shore account called 'Rosie 47' after his first sexual conquest

Could someone tweet the number of twitches so far? Thanking you.

I'd be interested in the tusks, can't collect - could you DHL 'em?

Alpine is treated like a Harbinger on here. Has his scepticism proven anything in the past 18 months? Get behind the Second Coming FFS.

I was watching the news about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky News presenter said, "She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court." I just happened to glance over at the wife on the sofa and now it's all kicked off here!

Tapatalk HD on the iPad2 is appalling.

Luis Suarez

this place is no fun anymore...

No he isn't. Plenty more contribute to that cesspit.

Surely to remove all ambiguity the caller should request for the Airfix Italian ferry, even though Airfix do not have such a product, to be "reserved" and to inform the model shop representative when the potential buyer will "collect and pay" for the non-existing product.

Sorry, Airfix only do the Titanic model for passenger ferries, no Italian ones. Back to the drawing board I'm afraid.

Agree with S-Clarke. Should be more than good enough for this league and may even flourish with us. He's got 20 odd caps for France, would Jose or Jos get that?

Haha **** off Patcham, you Preston Park wannabee

This thread is hilarious. FFS grow some and enjoy the ride.

Head out to Portslade 76, Annas and scissor sisters are £8. Ahhh... if only they were scissor sisters.. I'd probably tip 'em.

Hundreds of other teams? Are you saying that something should be innovative to be considered newsworthy? It's news, it's a slow day / week but it's news nonetheless.

This is completely missing the point..

Just finished Mafia State by Luke Harding, interesting read on modern Russia. Started New York Trilogy by Paul Auster, intriguing opening few chapters.