benali-shorts

Up to 13th. Living the dream.

Absolutely terrible

Flappy had it covered

Unbelievably stupid

We’ll coach that out of him, don’t you worry

Chris Davies doesn’t have to watch any more. Lucky bastard.

I’ve always thought Archer was a hard working, clinical CF

We need Sumo Aribo on

Who’s the bloke who cuts his own hair on the bench next to Eckert?

Every opposition team?

And what a list that is

Leather forget Harwood Bellis’s role in giving away possession before that goal. He really is a useless cunt.

Definitely, definitely, definitely not Bazunu’s fault. He definitely didn’t jump like a man encased in lead.

I have these peopl

Shit. Is Keith Cassells on the bench? He’ll do.

Maybe 73 year old former footballer Ori Romeu can turn this all around

I don’t like football any more

Ryan Manning. No right foot and a singularly untalented left foot. And the brain of an amoeba.

Amazingly lightweight

What is the system down our right meant to be?

It was the sort of game and situation where I’d hoped Azaz would make the difference in tight areas. He was v disappointing. still being killed by lack of striker options really. didn’t think it was a pen, heavy touch from Wright and a 50/50 tussle. Fat Frank an emotional tit.

Fellows on immediately please

What is going on with Downes?!

Some sort of correlation between the loudest opinions and the slowest to volunteer…. You should try an inter-club sized-based game, ours worked well in both football and cricket for their development. you won’t yet have reached the stage when the bigger lads get caught up, and then it’s the coaches’ fault that they didn’t develop into world beaters. You’ll enjoy that criticism😉

Completely agree re size / puberty etc. We arranged a few inter-club games based on size rather than age - the best technical players naturally rose to the top (and the experience of the comparatively older players showed, in fairness), but it was a good lesson in showing boys/parents the truer order of things. Same applied in cricket too. I know NZ junior rugby is size rather than age-based, and from u12 onwards, that would make huge sense here too.