CanadaSaint

Saints supporters sing this song, Doo-dah! doo-dah! And laugh at Pompey all day long, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can smell them all from here, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Some are straight but most are queer, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears Harry screwed them worse than us, Doo-dah! doo-dah! We hate him, too, but that’s a plus, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We got Markus, they got fakes, Doo-dah! doo-dah! But they’re used to being no great sheikhs, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears We’re on the up and they’re on the down, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Back to the dole for that Westwood clown, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We’re in the midst of a reconstruct, Doo-dah! doo-dah! But not so Pompey, they are f*cked, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears Have a whip-round in the pubs, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Pay the taxman, pay the clubs, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! The last step, folks, is a real gem, Doo-dah! doo-dah! The next ten years in the Blue Square Prem, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears

Although I'd kill to win, it's a no-lose game for us. Even if we lose we can take more p*ss out of their lot than they can take out of us. As in "We're going up and you're going down, do-da, do-da" But it'd be really nice to win AND take the p*ss.

The signings that AP has made/pursued suggest that you may be right - or that his durability is still a major doubt. He seems very worth having but I'm not sure we can count on him every game, or for 90 minutes when he does play.

If we get Pompey away the Skates will probably opt to play it here because they need the money. But we'll get Man Citeh, away.

And he used to play for Burnley! (Or was it Burley) God knows what kind of mess he'd make trying to pronounce your name, NC. It's full of Geordie-unfriendly syllables

What did he call Burley?

That wasn't my woodbine. And even if it was, it was an accident because I was looking for me rattle.

But what if it all went wrong and we ended up with one? It's all very funny until someone ends up with a skate.

So it was you then. I never did find my fricking rattle. Barsteward.

I'm pretty sure the salmon and manure both came from the other guy. As pieces of commentary they were "obsolutely marg-nificent". Does anyone think he reads these threads and then plays "buzzword bingo", trying to fit in all the words and phrases we laugh about? If you do, Dave, please stop saying anything about clean sheets or - so help me God - I will fly across the Atlantic and sh*t in your ham sandwich.

That's a really good sign - we have the squad depth to make changes when things aren't working, and a manager who seems to know what changes to make. When could we last say both of those things? Or even one of them?

And he's got a MOTM thread of his own on here. Crispypie, were you at the game? Edit: Just noticed you were there. Funny old game, eh?

Excellent. I'd vote for probation because your posts are normally good, because I don't think you have any "previous", and because you posted some great piccies today. But not even Rumpole of the Bailey could help you if you do it again. I'll send you the bill for cleaning my underwear this week. Better still, I'll send you the underwear.

Sorry, Norm, I re-posted that on the other thread because I thought this one was dead. To answer your question: .comsaint posted some great pictures on the second half thread, and then - in a moment of utter madness with us 2-0 up - this: Guess what happened a few minutes later!

When does .comsaint's trial start? And will he be representing himself?

When does .comsaint's trial start? And will he be representing himself?

Lifetime ban.

I can just see them in the dressing room: "We're the league side, we're the league side, we're the league side over here" "We're the cup side, we're the cup side, we're the cup side over here"

Well, AP has certainly created competition for places here. I can't remember when there was this much pressure on keeping your place, and that can surely only be good.

These silly cards are really starting to p*ss me off.

Here's a confident prediction: Fonté will go up for corners far fewer times than Claus did, but score more goals. Going out on a limb or what?

Has he said anything about needing to keep a "clean sheet" yet? The goal normally comes a few minutes after that.

At times we screw ourselves by trying to be too cute in the box.

Maybe, but "absolutely shocking"? That's ridiculous.