the stain

Photographic evidence that Brooks was directly involved in the phone hacking:

Forgive dune if he hasn't got it quite right. One of the intellectual sources he uses for all of his informed opinions announced yesterday that it won't be available again after this week.

Brooks is meeting with 200 p*ssed off, angry, drunk NOTW journos at 4pm. Clearly her decision making skills are still very poor.

From Twitter: "Closing the #NotW but keeping Rebekah Brooks is like catching someone for drink-driving, letting the driver off but punishing the car"

Yep. They must be corrupt. It's the only possible answer.

I play in goal for Southampton F.C.

Is Paul Williams with us as well? That could get confusing!

rubbish

Very poor

Well he's already kind of back anyway as he was appointed in a coaching role recently.

And a final one, not so sure about this one, but it could be good if everyone shouts it loud: So macho, he's gotta be so macho He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! I'd need to check what colour eyes he actually has, but that can be changed easily.

I've written another one that could be alright: I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork!

I believe the Jack Cork is our future Treat him well and let him lead the way Show him all the beauty we possess inside Give him a sense of pride to make it easier Let Jack Corks laughter remind us how we used to be Everybody searching for a hero People need someone to look up to Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! This is just a quick idea that I cam up with. I think the lyrics are quite deep for a football song and reckon that if we were to sing this on the terraces we could change the nature of football chants forever. It's worth a go, surely?

Sho'nuff.

Lambert - because we went in and bought clearly the best striker in the division at a time when he didn't appear to be for sale. Before that, Crouch, who I'd always rated.

It was Michael Bolton.

Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, he's back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be Saints, he'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Jack Cork's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Jack Cork's back, alright

Oh, wait. None of that actually proves or suggests any of what you said. My mistake. I was almost taken in by it. Then I read it.

Oh yeh! 2 + 2 does equal 261,779. Thanks phil.

Jadick Punchdick

Are you comparing the drivel that phil pawed into his computer with this entirely reasoned and sourced piece of journalism?

I seriously hope this isn't true: http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2011/07/07/is-murdoch-free-to-destroy-tabloids-records/

http://www.hasrebekahbrooksbeensackedyet.com/

Just when the News of the World closes and you think the badly-written, reactionary, fairytale bullsh*t will end, dubai phil comes along.

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