the stain

Give him a ball and a yard of grass. He'll give you a move with a perfect pass.

Where's me jumper?

"More than a midfielder More than a midfielder to me More than a midfielder More than a midfielder to me" (To the tune of 'More Than A Woman'. Haven't managed to work Cork's name into the song, though)

Strange that Turkish hasn't made a comment about this post yet. I hope he's okay? Either that or he doesn't fancy you anymore?

Yes, but you are quite a hateful person so you are probably judging them against yourself.

Most of the best gigs I've seen in Hampshire have been in Portsmouth.

There is nothing wrong with the name Harper. It is a perfectly normal American name.

Ones who have family in Gibraltar and have spent months of their lives there do.

It figures.

No they aren't. The people are the least friendly people in the entire world. And I think I'd know better than you.

Has anyone ever been to Gibraltar? It's an absolute sh*thole. And nobody has ever heard of customer service there.

Is this about Beckham's new daughter?

And this whole thing has made a mockery of the Site Suggestion forum. Who made the ultimate decision to close the rumours thread? Own up - who was it? I bet they never passed it through the admin team (steve and Baj). I actually think heads should roll over this.

No, it can't be one rule for one thread and another rule for another thread. Think about what you're saying - a thread that directly affects Saints and the squad is locked on the whim of some jumped up thread nazi, whilst another thread, about a team who has nothing to do with Saints is allowed to continue. It makes no sense. It's as if we're being punished for being interested in Saints. This is PC gone mad.

You need to learn some "togetherness"

and youtube clip, in three, two, one.......

Clearly a smokescreen. Something must have happened in training. Maybe a punch up? Maybe Hammond not happy with Corks signing?

That Portsmouth takeover thread is the same - far too long for anyone to wade through. Get rid of it and if anything happens, someone can start a new thread. The precedent has been set.

I don't think we should try to improve anything this season, as it will clearly show that there is a problem. No more signings as it will send out the wrong signal to our competitors.

Why? You'd actually love it if more bad things were done by journalists? I don't understand. Can you explain what things you'd love that paper to have done? Please explain in as much detail as possible.

Fantastic! This is looking like a great team (going forward). Beardsley is the first name on the team sheet with a willy like that.

Is the site suggestion forum now defunct? I have some suggestions - where shall I put them?

We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect?

This is the first site suggestion that has ever been listened to and it wasn't even posted in the "site suggestion" forum.

Is that Robbie Keane? Would be good if it was as then we'd have a forward line sorted out. I wouldn't include Maradona in the squad if he was naked in the shower - that is normal.