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I'd imagine that most of the main board posters will be requiring knee replacements in the not too distant future, giving the amount of reflex action their knees have had over the past few years.

I also don't wish to be a mod. Not one bit. It doesn't interest me in the slightest. It's a silly job. Obviously, I volunteered to be a mod when they were asking, but I definitely didn't actually want to be one. Not at all.

Rupert the bear was a sexual deviant. He had a mouse friend called Willy and an elephant friend called Edward Trunk. I can only assume the "trunk" refers to to Edwards penis. And the mouse was actually named after a penis.

I think there should two separate forums - one for people who want one long rumour thread and one for those who wish to have many shorter, yet more personalised threads. One could be called SaintsWebForum(long) and the other SaintsWebForum(short). Everyone should be made to re-register and choose if they are going to follow SWF(l) or SWF(s) and once that decision is made no-one can look at the other forum unless they pay an admin fee of £15

Relax saintscottofthenortham. hypo isn't really angry at you. This isn't really how he feels. It is just an internet persona. Don't get upset by it, saintscott-o-t-n.

I think you are mistaken. I mean a full-length mirror.

Please take your homophobia elsewhere. This is The Lounge and if dune and I want to celebrate Gay Pride, we will.

Yours.

I've never been to Gay Pride, but this video was great. I might go to the next one. Like you, I love seeing men marching up a street in a vibrantly-coloured sash. Maybe we can go to the next one together? Ulster is a bit far, but we could go to Brighton?

It looks more threatening front on than from above.

See what?

I am looking in the mirror. And I am touching myself.

As i said on the other thread about him, I think it is a shame he has been banned.

Whilst he was incredibly sanctimonious about Deppo getting banned, I will miss the guy. It is people like him and dune and benthelegend that make this forum what it is and the reason I come here. And as for him seeing that people don't like him, that isn't really an issue to him. I know that children play up in school because they like to get attention, even if it is bad attention. It stems from missing any kind of attention elsewhere in life. It is also similar to how young people wear ASBOs as a badge of honour. Even though it is a negative achievement, it is still an achievement to them. hypo wears his unpopularity as a badge of honour, unable to see it what for what it really is and also safe in the comfort that he can see his persona on here as protected from real life by a veil (the internet). He can distance himself from how he comes across on here and say "that's not me in real life", but in reality, it is still a facet of his real life.

Something is definitely wrong. Not sure what, but something is afoot. Maybe Pardew has turned up to scout out AOC? He did say in an interview the other day that Newcastle have £35million to spend and would be looking for options up front? Or maybe Nicola invited him along to make the peace after the fallings out over the past couple of years? (why would he want to rebuild bridges? maybe Pardew is being lined up to replace Adkins? maybe that's why Cortese hasn't been giving Adkins money to spend?)

Hypo didn't just start one thread about rumours - he went a little mental and created about 10 or 12 in the space of about 10minutes last night, naming indivdual players on each thread and most of them not even proper rumours - just "someone mentioned XXXXX - what do we think?". A rumour must have some basis rather than just anyone off the street mentioning a name. Basically, he acted like a baby because his favourite thread was locked. He had a little strop, a little cry, threw his toys out of his pram and eventually got banned.

You already were, it's just that you have less competition now.

I don't think he has any friends. Let's just hope it is only a week. I always read his posts with interest.

They took Hypo's freedom of speech. They took his liberty. Today will be known as 11/7 - everyone will remember where they were the day Hypo made a stand for the common man and started thousands of individual rumour threads, only to be mown down by the powers that be.

Hypo had a breakdown and got banned. It's a shame because his posts are usually pretty good.

Shall I just go to the old thread and copy all the names over?

That one out of sh*t comedies (except The Royle Family, which was good).

Oh Veronica, mon amie.

So we've got rid of one thread only to replace it with another? This place is a shambles!

And I quite like you. You are my ice cream.