the stain

You're right mate, I over-reacted and you clearly weren't on a wind up. I'm sorry if I went overboard. I've had a bad day. I went shopping and only discovered when I got home that my pineapple is already rotten in the middle and I forgot my haddock at the check out (even though I paid it for it). Anyway, let's just forget all about it and move on, supporting the saints to the premier! COYS!!

That's the worst one yet. Idiot.

Nice tits, though.

You meant that, didn't you?

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Good point. I don't know of any band that have got progressively worse over their career. It must be down to coolness.

Nutshell.

You cannot be serious, saint francis?

So does all the tax dodging.

Great. So you were using some kind of sarcastic post to make a point? Do you think that makes you clever? Well let me tell you, it doesn't. Grow up son, grow up.

Maybe he was going to sign but then he found out that Scott Steedman has left?

Off the line! This is like watching the men's team.

21. Your postcode starts with the letters PO, then some numbers and some other letters and numbers after that.

If there's grass on her back, all up her arms and over her hands... let's play ball.

1-0. Jill Scott. 30 mins left.

A bit like the News of the World! LOL!

Well maybe the rules are different for muslims? In this country only proper engineers should be called engineers.

What I've noticed about women's football is that they are all of a good standard, except for the goalkeepers. They are very poor.

Why should we trust you? I have no idea who you are or what (if any) links you have with the club. Prove that you are ITK - post something that only Markus would have known. If you can't, then you'll understand if I choose to think of you as just another bullsh*tter

That's unfair. I like playing World of Warcraft.

A bit like the News of the World.

He said "milkshake". I don't have any reason to doubt thedelldays ability to judge a McDonald's milkshake from a short distance.

Not as rare as the News of the World. (After this this Sunday)

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