the stain

check post 15

http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/news/national/national/general/football-player-flashed-genitals-in-live-tv-broadcast/1547135.aspx

http://www.theoffside.com/europe/german-footballer-shows-his-penis-in-team-photo.html

Inspired by another thread, can we compile a comprehensive list of players who have been photographed with either their willy's out or an erection under their shorts? It would be good if we could get a full team out. So far we have... Harry Cripps (possibly a left back?) from Millwall (circa 1969) - source DSM - willy out in team photo Thomas Graveson (midfield) - source: Saint Stevo - willy out (unspecified where he was when the willy was out) Steve Lomas (midfield) - source: Benjii - erection (unspecified where he was when erection occured) Paul Scholes (midfield) - source: keithd - willy out during match (seems to be a home game from the 1990s?) Sezgin Özhan (position unknown) - souce: the stain - willy out during team photo (subsequently banned from his German part time team Vfvb Ruhrort/Laar for 10 weeks) Dean Saunders (forward) - source: durleyfos (unconfirmed) - willy out in team photo Tim Orchard (position unknown) from Clarence Football Club (Tasmania) - source: the stain - willy out in the background of a post match interview Barry Venison (midfield) from Liverpool - source: Gordon Mockles - erection in Pannini or Shoot sticker album photo Robbie Keane (forward) from Totenham - source: Benjii - erection visible after scoring a goal (against Sunderland?) DaMarcus Beasley (left midfield/wing) - source: Saint Stevo - penis out whilst having a wee during a game Peter Beardsley (forward) - source: Nellie - penis out during a game (international against Holland) So far then.... Goalkeeper - Right back - Left Back - Harry Cripps Centre Back Centre Back Right Midfield - Thomas Graveson Left Midfield - DaMarcus Beasley Centre Mid - Barry Venison Centre Mid - Paul Scholes Forward - Robbie Keane Forward - Peter Beardsley Subs bench: Steve Lomas Sezgin Özhan Tim Orchard Dean Saunders Any more?

I hacked into Posh Spices womb.

This thread is too long. Can we have a new thread where we suggest we get rid of long threads?

In St Mary's did Jack Cork A stadium pleasure-dome decree: Where Solent, the sacred river, ran Through bridges measureless to man Down to a sunless channel (sea). So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round: And here were gardens bright with sinuous rills Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover! A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, A mighty fountain momently was forced; Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail: And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever It flung up momently the sacred river. Five miles meandering with a mazy motion Through wood and dale the sacred river ran, Then reached the caverns measureless to man, And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean: And 'mid this tumult Saints heard from far Portsmouth voices prophesying war! The shadow of the stadium of pleasure Floated midway on the waves: Where was heard the mingled measure From the fountain and the caves. It was a miracle of rare device, A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice! A damsel with a dulcimer In a vision once I saw: It was an Abyssinian maid, And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora. Could I revive within me Her symphony and song, To such a deep delight 't would win me That with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air, That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.

No it wasn't.

DSM probably has that in his "special album" as well.

No! My post is not a decent one. It is rubbish. So you are WRONG. In your face, idiot.

I bet you kept the photo though, didn't you?

In YOUR opinion there would be 4 decent posts but that doesn't make it fact. I think there would be maybe 3 decent posts.

You have an excellent memory for photo's of men with their willy's out.

It's like that famous team photo when one of the players on the front row has his willy hanging out.

You're about 12 hours too slow, DSM.

Can someone sum up the article for me please.

Does it mean he is fitter than each individual member of the Bournemouth squad or all of them put together?

I saw David Hisrt eating a pie in the Dell car park whilst he was out injured. True story.

I said "Hey Jack!", take a Cork on the wild side. Doo da doo da doo, doo da doo doo da doo da doo, etc.

To the tune of 'Walking In The Air' We're corking in the air We're floating in the moonlit sky The people far below are sleeping as we fly I'm holding very tight I'm riding in the midnight blue I'm finding I can fly so high above with you Far across the world The villages go by like dreams The rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams Children gaze open mouthed Taken by surprise Nobody down below believes their eyes We're surfing in the air We're swimming in the frozen sky We're drifting over icy mountains floating by Suddenly swooping low On an ocean deep Rousing up a mighty monster from his sleep And corking in the air We're dancing in the midnight sky And everyone who sees us greets us as we fly We're corking in the air We're corking in the air

Hmmm. This post reminds me of the sort of thing that Deppo would post if he were still around. Hmmm indeed.

Why?

Cool. What sort of prize did they get for finishing second in the Barnsley election? They should at least be allowed to repeal a few laws for that sort of an achievement. At the very least they should be allowed to hold the rubber stamp when the Government accept a town planning enquiry.

He does if he ever wants to get his party elected to have any sort of power.

The X Factor is one of the most popular TV programmes. The X Factor winner is the biggest selling single of the year, every year. Lady Gaga is the top selling artist so far this year. It doesn't make any of them good.