the stain

nonsense

dune might have some armbands or a float that he can borrow as he is a daredevil and spends most of his time out of his depth.

You just did.

dune answered the question earlier:

That didn't answer the question.

Is he that fella from Midnight Caller? "Goodnight America... wherever you are." I liked that show. What happened to it?

I'm like you, Turkish. I only like music based on who else likes it too.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, and I don't know about the others, but I thought that Ron Davies was really crocked? I'm sure that Tijuana Tim said something about him having a pretty serious operation a while back. I don't think he'd be a good signing to bring back, personally. Niemi is a good shout though, mate.

Foo Fighters are to Nirvana what the Style Council were to The Jam and Fun Boy Three were to The Specials.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Verve? "Shaped a generation"? Really?

I'm very poor at arguing too, dune. I often just attack the person rather than debate the point, just like you. We should form a debating club to help each other out?

That is possibly the worst idea that has ever been expressed by any living organism since the world came into existence.

That would make this a chant for the 4th midfielder, not for Jack Cork at all. For that reason I am going to say your chant is utter sh*te.

Brilliant.

Please don't mock them.

I don't think Serge understands individualism.

You do come across as insanely jealous of SuperMikey. I doubt that you are, but that's how it appears. Just saying.

Matt Le Tissier. It was the only pie left when I went in the pie shop after him.

dune, you are very good for the left wing. I've shown your posts to some of my right wing chums and they are embarrassed by you. Please don't take this post as a reason to stop, though. You are an excellent servant for the Liberal Elite cause.

Just walk around with a swagger calling everyone "my n*gger".

25. Your phone number begins with the numbers 023 92.

24. Letters are addressed to you with 'Portsmouth' written somewhere on the envelope.

Don't judge everybody else's musical awakening by your standards, Turkish.

I'm sorry, it wasn't really the worst one. I quite liked it really. In fact, I think it's the best one. I was just jealous.