the stain

Not as funny as the News of the World.

are you a rich man's f*ck puppet?

Are you the sub's Chief Handjob Engineer?

What flavour was the milkshake?

Even better.

Double nutshell.

Nutshell.

In some ways I'm a bit gutted about the NOTW folding. I was only 2 tokens away from getting my exclusive Pippa Middleton's arse commemorative mug.

When he says "discussion", he means " a chat".

Blimey, I was only trying to help. If that's your attitude, I hope you don't get a ticket, you seem a little aggressive. And why haven't you got a birth certificate, you freak.

Are you an alien? Take a utility bill and/or a bank statement and any other form of ID you have.

He wanted to move for family reasons He didn't like living in Southampton He didn't feel challenged He was offered more more money elsewhere He didn't like the people he worked for He hated Cortese Cortese was sexually harassing him He had an affair with Cortese that ended and they felt they couldn't work together anymore He had an affair with [insert players name] that ended and they felt they couldn't work together anymore He had his budget cut Someone stole his stapler It could be anything. I think the best thing to do is assume the worst and whine about it for as long as possible (and then go very quiet or backtrack when the truth emerges - and the truth is probably one of the boring options, like his family hadn't settled in the area)

I've seen this McMullen fella being interviews plenty over the past few days and he really isn't helping the NOTW at all. He reminds me of when Spitting Image used to charicature tabloid hacks as pigs. Coogan has it bang on.

What a massive c*nt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUkz6x5k6Qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUkz6x5k6Q

Maybe his position became impossible after being hacked by the NoTW? Maybe they uncovered some disgusting secrets and he felt he had no choice but to go? Nothing would surprise me (either about NoTW or Saints)

Lol.

When is The Ugly Inside going to change its name to The X Files?

Is this still for sale?

I'm a Washing Machine Engineer.

I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it.

Email message from Rebekah Brooks to all News International staff:

terrible

Haha! The hacker gets hacked! One of the journo's recorded the meeting: http://www.businessinsider.com/rebekah-brooks-news-of-the-world-2011-7

By ExNOTWJourno on Twitter: the RB "1 years time" business,according to a colleague,could be 'baby related'. Possibly. + I'm not saying I believe that.It's just what people are saying out loud.

Oscar Gobern.