Big Bad Bob

Hey you know what they say, first impressions count

Can't you just direct him to the TMS Damiao thread, that has real news when something is happening, not just dick measuring (mine is 10" flaccid BTW)

my dick is bigger than your dick *FACT*

Exactly, when I was in 6th form I worked for Safeway (*THAT* long ago!!) where I was contracted for 4.25 hours a week, basically a Saturday job and not zero hours, however they had me working at least 12 hours a week and full time in the summer. I took a weeks holiday and got 4.25 hours pay, so not fair..

Maybe this'll relieve the boredom a bit http://isuckatgolf.net/Beercartcontestants.html At least Bearsy will get some relief out of it... Tara Buell fits into the Would or Wouldn't thread I think

Away selling Tokes **** in Brixham, no 3g down in the dark country...

I am going to unfriend him, he has changed, he is no longer the fun loving idiot that we all (well some of us) came to love and respect. He has let his ITK power go to his head and has become all Turkish.

Well, apart from Miss Knightly, that puts a different slant on things...pentbadism anyone? Just seen this big poster for the first time (been browsing on my phone before) who is the blonde one, she's quite cute, she would get it first every which way...

I will reserve my excitement and my judgement on Norwich's signings 3 months into the season, until then I see nothing to get excited about. Same for me for Lovren and Wanyama, on paper they may be giants but until I've seen them play...........

No, I only get one email until I go and view the thread

I wish my hair was curly and long, I'd look cool with an affro and NHS rim glasses

I automatically subscribe to every thread that I reply to, saves me having to break my F5 key waiting for your next words of wisdom

That's almost as bad as a VMAN smiley

So why are people getting so excited over him? Not seen him on European young player of the year nominations or anything like that....

If van Wolfswinky was *that* good then I'm sure a lot more people would have heard about him before this summer and I'm sure a few more "bigger" clubs would have been in for him.

Shame you don't get past the SW email swear filter :-

What a load of PC bollox, seriously "Don't be a woman" is offensive...

See the TMS Gay Boys League Thread, I've got a 'fraction coming

I would rather lick Jane Austen's clit than join a Fantasy Football Team with you lot.

Nah, DP wanks off over the professional golfers and their WAGs

Indonesia, never been there, not likely to now that I won't get to see the modern day hero that is Eko Maulana Ali.. I hear that his close cousin, Muhammad, is quite upset and can't stop shaking at the news...

Since Master Bates left these shores I don't think there are any avatars that are NSFW