Sorry Bletch, my camera phone doesn't quite have the same resolution as Laz's super-high-powered-dslr equipment.
They is two legs, big fat chunky ones to be fair, but they is 2 legs. And it's moobs from too many mod curries, not breasts. And I think that that is a Rasta hat.
Shouldn't have bought stupid camera phone off of Bearsy, he said it was top of line Lidl special