Big Bad Bob

Tello, Tello, Daylight come and I wanna score goals

You're all missing the obvious :- "Look at the stars Look how they shine for you And everything you do Yeah they were all Tello I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called Tello So then I took my turn Oh what a thing to have done And it was all Tello"

To be fair the wikipedia article includes 40 goals (in 52 apps) in the Campeonato Gaucho (whatever the **** that is)

not good enough for Arsenal, certainly not good enough for us (said with tongue firmly in cheek).

From the Standard

Has this been posted before?? Actually found myself agreeing with it

OMG, 'pool's new 3rd kit

Glasgay earns himself 10 rep points, he's stalking the Twitterverse now, @dan_of_steele is currently his grooming target.. -- Simon Goddard ‏@sim2kuk23h @papingu Morning Pap, DPS here. Permanent ban due to ongoing feud with Glasgow, the last straw was me saying his itk status was ********... Glasgow_Saint ‏@Glasgow_Saint21h @sim2kuk @SaintsLuffers @papingu Can't we all just make peace not war? #olivebranch

Lucy Pinder? Although she does lose the shirt later on in a freak fan accident!

Transfers To Be ‏@TransfersToBe15m I can confirm that #Saintsfc have accepted a bid from Real #Sociedad of £14.2m for midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin.

Oh do grow up Glasgow_Saint :D

Help, I'm being stalked on Twitter now.......

Image URL is from Nigeria Good News.com (Wanyama is Kenyan) and the image has the name John-Mikel-Obi-Home.jpg, are you trying to pull a fast one?? Apart from that, it's a nice house, where is it? Chilworth?

I think he is trying to emulate Turkish's sarcastic posting style

I did

Ah **** of you ****, what the ****ing hell do you know about it or anything, just crawl back into the hole you came out of. You and your middle of the road, patsy, calm arguments, this is serious business dontcha know. P.S. Please don't take me seriously, I have 2 weeks left on my only infraction, don't want another one...

They did, until the J-Rod "security" leak

Simon Goddard @sim2kuk Imagine a ninja and Chuck Norris's lovechild. That's how I generally get described. -- Not quite what I imagined him to be from his postings on here...

Ah, so that was what that was about......remind me not to pick on Glasgay in future, don't want that sword of Damocles hanging over my neck thanks..

Meh, I can't see anything on Twitter about Vic being at the Hilton. Just repeated quotes about Cardiff bidding £11m for him and Liverpool fans slitting their throats that they haven't got him...

What??!!?? Bierhoff isn't going to sign ??!!??

They don't do Hot Dog Stands, they have Hot Dog Trucks to cope with the masses of fans that they have to service...

Damn, but it is attractive though, I think it's the black lace that does it for me..

Ohhh, so knocking one out over it wasn't the best idea then...

It's on Twitter it must be true :- Bob Bain ‏@bobjbainnow #saintsfc have bid for Ajax winger Viktor Fischer and have nearly completed deals for Yuto Nagatomo and Napoli striker Lorenzo Insigne.