Big Bad Bob

Guys, guys follow the links in my earlier post, will tell you all you need to know

I've just thrown up in my mouth a little, and reported this post.. Mind you I guess tramps can be female too...

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45198-How-many-international-teams-have-had-Saints-players&p=1708449#post1708449

You should get him to do 20 whilst asking a Policewoman directions to somewhere...

and in other news :-

Feck me when I had my stag do I went to Bideford for an afternoon's Paint Balling and then spent the evening showing the Bideford residents how to live it large. I'm glad all of my mates are now married, couldn't afford this new fangled going abroad thing for Stag dos. Anyway, challenges (from http://www.ladometer.com/stag-do-2/stag-do-dares-challenges-list/ you've probably done all of these before) :- Get your arm or T-shirt autographed by 10 sexy ladies. Switch tops with a random girl in the bar for half an hour. Wear your pants over your trousers, and shout I’m SUPERMAN when a trigger word is said. Persuade a girl to give her you her bra and wear it. Stand on top of a table and screech in a high voice, “I love my mummy!” Three times. Attempt to get in a bar with your shoelaces tied together. Do 15 press ups in the bar. Attempt to order drinks in a foreign language. Down a drink in one. Kiss an ugly girl. Kiss a sexy girl. Kiss a MILF clearly over the age of 45. Tell a girl your most secret sexual fantasy. Go up to a group of girls and perform the “David Brent dance”. Star by opening with, “Evening ladies, I will be your entertainment for tonight. This show is free.” Go into the Gents and stand next to another guy in the urinal, look them up and down and say, “Could you use a hand?!” Down a girls drink, then offer to buy her a fresh one. Sing, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”, Aerosmith to a girl at the bar with all your mates. The Ron Burgundy. Go up to a girl and with a straight a face say, “Do you know who I am!? I’m kind of a big deal”. Chat up line. Ask a girl her name. When she answers, reply; “Your name may not be Alice, but you certainly come from Wonderland”. Put your finger through your fly and start a conversation with a girl and when she tells you her name, burp it back to her. Get a photograph with a police woman signing your arm/ shirt. Get a full frontal private dance from a stripper, funded by your mates.

Jhon Viafara - Colombia Jaidi - Tunisia Pele - Cape Verde Camara - Senegal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Southampton_F.C._players http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Southampton_F.C._players_(25%E2%80%9399_appearances) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Southampton_F.C._players_(fewer_than_25_appearances)

Corrected for you

Say no to Fracking, have none of you watched the new Dallas reboot??

If I threw glitter over David Cameron would that count as a vagazzle?

Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has recovered enough to walk. He'll soon be well enough to do a marathon.

Ban the fecker, he hasn't replied to one of my posts yet, and I've been yo'ing all over too Yo

I shall make sure I quote him continually then, yos

I've been rearing farm animals for years. I've been very lucky though. Never been near a farm or got caught .

Would anyone take notice of what he thinks anyway??

Does that mean I can have my proper avatar back now then, yo

Yos, my day is made, yo

I must admit I do like that, quite a bit in fact..

If there's one thing I hate about my wife's saggy, flat, half-empty beanbag tits.. It's that they're her best feature.

I recently found Jesus and I must say it has changed my life, he can smuggle any drugs you want out of Mexico.

Having sex with my wife always reminds me of Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon !

I went to the mortuary to identify my wife's body. But they were all cold and lifeless and didn't move during sex so how was I to tell?

The pictures of the little chinese baby who was rescued after blocking the sewage pipe were really heart warming. Maybe someone should check the size of the sewage pipes in Portugal.

Down in the valley where nobody goes there sat CB Saint without any clothes along came Glasgow swinging his chain undid his zip and out it came 1 month later all was well 3 months later CB began to swell 9 months later out they came 3 little bastards swinging their chains...

I've friended Glasgay Saint, he's not tried to groom me yet so I guess he's OK...