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nick you have me as a friend and all i have is you. I give you the odd snippet and you go and tell everyone..Can't you keep any secrets.:smt017 nick keep the info coming...I keep passing it onto The Sun in the hope I can make some money..No luck so far.:---)

It sums up The Saints up..Any other coaching staff would have hit their target...I blame Rupert and his training methods.

Nick, did I misunderstand at our last training cheerleaders group, I was certain we agreed not to post for a while to give the posters a false sense of security.:smt049

Watching Saints play Exeter and Plymouth in Div 1 and against Torquay the following season in Div 2. b

Give the happy clappys a break. Us cheerleaders and groupies are getting ready for the big end of season Cheerleaders championchips. We have been training very hard and due to Rupert and his cut backs we have had second rate Pom Poms and the Ra Ra skirts do not fit properly. We are doing our best. With all things considered we will be back..It does not matter we get relegated but one more win out of eight and we can say our Lord Rupert and his boy Wotte have been very sucessful. We strive to be a credit to Rupes...Do the results really matter it is the taking part that counts. In any case none of us happy clappys know anything about or even go to Saints football ..We love Rupert and we just enjoy giving you lovely genuine Saints supporters on this forum a hard time. We have asked Rupert for a pay rise next season..Making all our posts from home has been time consuming and exspensive...Not like when we all worked in that lovely office last season for Rupert. Happy Posters see you in Division 1....At least we go to Ruperts xmas party every year.

Lowe, Wilde, Askham, Richards, Cowan, Jones and the rest of The Lavender Hill Mob. Followed by the second rate Dutch crew WOTTE, JP and not forgetting Ruperts Valet, Kim where are The WHALES.

where is jesus when you really need him.

A really Wilde type of PR but I am available Sir Michael...By the way your PR people, Rupes you little Tinker, are as bad as me...spelling and grammar... keep up the good work..your cheerleaders are right with you...Positions..girls and Pom Poms at the ready.:smt049

I have had a phone call..What about you, Stanley?:D:D

I felt we had the chance to put Rupert in charge of the first team and all things Saints football related and we blew it..We have ended up with second and third best..Come on Rupert get a grip..you football guru.:smt049

Donny get your hopes up for a football man.

The plan is spread out over the next three years and the next three lower leagues. Easleigh or maybe Vospers here we come...We can always ground share..Now that is a plan.

If only we had a manager or coach we might stand half a chance.

Suggest we play all of them right back and hope Blackpool don't realise. On second thoughts Blackpool will not realise anyway. :smt017

Nothing to do with Lord Rupert and his Lavender Hill Mob then?:smt049 Sir Clive where for art thou.:smt049

Never moan but to be fair my observations have never been taken up...even at home by the wife.

Bring back Smithy and Woggy.

Sorry forgot to add top coach informs me Thomson is in and will not let Saints down...Hatch was out injured and not enough games lately.

Hot tip from top coach...Thomson for right back and he will not let you down.

It is a good read but I enjoy more pictures and less words..Easier for my old pork pies.:cool:

The Coach begins his preperation for the blame game..Like Burley and a few others..Never the coaching, tactics, team selection etc..But new young legs coming on to run at tiring defenders..He got that statement right..Obvious...But what about the service and supply to Saga...Blame the quality of the side you have been running pre season and throughout the season....Sorry Croucheys fault for spending all the money AND the horrible fans who have let you down. Mr Wottey like Rupert and Sir Michael..You are not good enough.

Might well be Lipstick..I hear he is really good at beach volleyball. AND Do not forget young Pulis who is busting a gut to make the starting eleven...Vert versatile plays any position so we are told..Maybe still injured.

Bring back Arry Boy he might be looking for new employment next season. Mind you his off shore bank account is bursting at the seams...Could be a takeover by Arry, next Friday.

Cheers...I might have to sharpen up on the sand dunes of South Devon.. It might be a close call. I have the experience if you really need me. If not will take my Ra Ra skirt and Pom Poms.:smt049

Is James not available? I am a little slow now so feel free to count me out.